Error: your email address must contain at least one upper case letter, number, and special character

Error: password already in use by another user

Error: new password must match one of your last five passwords

Error: password cannot be a valid Perl program

Error: username cannot contain ASCII

Your username strength is: 🟥 weak

Error: your password must contain your mother's maiden name

Security question: what was your first password?

Error: password cannot hurt admin's feelings

Security question: Like, what is security, really, anyway, man?

Error: password cannot be AI generated, cheater

Error: password cannot remind me of her, how could you do this to me

Objection: password irrelevant

Username expired: log in to change it

Error: password must contain one letter and one number.

No, seriously, password can only be two characters long.

Error: Special character in password does not feel special enough, spend more quality time with it and would it kill you to sometimes bring home some flowers or something.

Error: password may not trigger a backdoor in xz

Error: Password does not spark joy.

Error: Passwords? In this economy?