I wasn't aware it was possible to look so bored while hearing about giant monsters

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"It appears to have been an explosion. An explosion with giant claws"

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ATTACK OF THE TRADEMARKED INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

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Oh I've seen this movie before, when it was called Akira

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It had a much better soundtrack that time though

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Well, we started with a man screaming instead of a woman, so this is Woke Godzilla

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What, we're just gonna skip right past the ineffective conventional weapons and go straight to the Kaiju Special? I need some foreplay.

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Okay motorcycle hooligans I kind of expected, rowboat hooligans are more surprising

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Oh the ignorant youths of $TODAY

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If this were an American #Monsterdon movie the old guy would be in a shack with a bunch of hooch

Haha the cut from the cave to the photographers was

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Why .. why is that guy's pistol on a spiral cord like a bank pen?

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I've honestly lost track of how many kaiju are where (and why but that kind of goes without saying)

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This is some good panicked running, oh yeah, this is the good stuff

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"Imagine a godzilla claw stomping on a bagorah face, forever"

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Okay, poor Bagorah but damn if that wasn't the best fight move ever

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"Miniatures were harmed in the making of this movie. So, so many miniatures."

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Man with the luxurious hair has re-entered the chat

Why is entirely unclear

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Uh okay this is a power I was unaware that Godzilla had

Good for it, though, I guess

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Critical Mass: Godzilla

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