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  • SundrayS Sundray

    BRB, writing to Ask a DM to ask about the propulsive force of a Kraken’s gag reflex…

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    barrelagedboredom@lemmy.zip
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    I feel like an opposed strength check would be the easiest way to settle that

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    • D dagnet@lemmy.world

      If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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      deconceptualist@leminal.space
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      #14

      /theydidthemath

      /theydidthemonstermath

      though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

      That’s why the post says “ring of acid immunity” 😉

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        deconceptualist@leminal.space
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        #15

        What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

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        • D deconceptualist@leminal.space

          /theydidthemath

          /theydidthemonstermath

          though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

          That’s why the post says “ring of acid immunity” 😉

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          dagnet@lemmy.world
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          That comment is about Water Breathing. Technically the inside of the Kraken wouldn’t be water so the spell wouldn’t work.

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          • D dagnet@lemmy.world

            If its 5e, he can hold his breath for 1min + a number of minutes qual to the constitution modifier, which should be at least +2. That 30 rounds, with a lv 2 heat metal that’s 60d8 or a 270hp average, with a lv 9 heat metal that’s 270d8 or 1215 average. Water breathing spell is also super easy to get though one could say the inside of the kraken isn’t exactly water.

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            edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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            Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There’s an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer’s Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.

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            • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE edgemaster72@lemmy.world

              Necklace of Adaptation lets you breathe normally in any environment. There’s an Air Bubble spell in Astral Adventurer’s Guide you could use instead of Water Breathing as well.

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              dagnet@lemmy.world
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              #18

              Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc

              Also, tiny little detail I forgot to mention: heat metal is only 1min duration haha

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              • D dagnet@lemmy.world

                Very interesting! Though both are significantly harder to obtain than water breathing ofc

                Also, tiny little detail I forgot to mention: heat metal is only 1min duration haha

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                edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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                Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme

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                • D deconceptualist@leminal.space

                  What if the kraken has a giant beak and treats your knight more like a crunchy hot cinnamon candy?

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                  dwemthy@lemmy.world
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                  Then spits them out when they fail a concentration save and the flavor goes away

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                  • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE edgemaster72@lemmy.world

                    Harder than Water Breathing, but the necklace should be easier to get than the armor or ring mentioned in the original meme

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                    dagnet@lemmy.world
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                    #21

                    oh yeah, not even sure those exist, its a ‘combo’ that requires a lot of pieces

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                      grausames_g@discuss.tchncs.de
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                      If my players went through all that trouble of obtaining those items they deserve that one win

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                      • D djsoren19

                        Now imagining a Kraken desperately trying to throw-up an Eldritch Knight while the Knight is trying as hard as possible to stay inside the Kraken.

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                        Skua
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                        “Can I use my pitons to stay lodged inside?”

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                          siethron@lemmy.world
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                          If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.

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