Unweave the tapestry of your life, motherfucker
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To plug a game that I own and have never played, Stewpot is a game about retired adventures starting a tavern. It sounds like a lot of fun.
Stewpot - Evil Hat Productions
SKU: EHP0068 You play a retired adventurer running a tavern and settling down in a town. Put down the sword and pick up the ladle.
Evil Hat Productions (evilhat.com)
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“Well, lad. While I reckon there are easier ways to commit suicide, it’s a very short list.”
“Oh sh-”
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I need that buster blade so bad
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I would recognize that sword anywhere:
“It was too big to be called a sword… Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron.”
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To plug a game that I own and have never played, Stewpot is a game about retired adventures starting a tavern. It sounds like a lot of fun.
Stewpot - Evil Hat Productions
SKU: EHP0068 You play a retired adventurer running a tavern and settling down in a town. Put down the sword and pick up the ladle.
Evil Hat Productions (evilhat.com)
I was thinking this was similar to Cohen the Barbarian from Discworld.