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Did you really think it would be that easy

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  • Aielman15A Aielman15

    I think they are referring to the No Kings protest going on in the US right now.

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    Rayquetzalcoatl
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    Ahh I see, I thought there’d been some kind of new attempt on somebody’s life 😂 Living under a rock these days, sorry!

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    • RayquetzalcoatlR Rayquetzalcoatl

      Ahh I see, I thought there’d been some kind of new attempt on somebody’s life 😂 Living under a rock these days, sorry!

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      Aielman15
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      To be fair, I’m not american, and the first thing I thought was “has there been another attempt at Trump’s life?” lol

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        archpawn@lemmy.world
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        Nobody would rule by birthright in a D&D world. Any leader of a country would have access to Clone, and would have no need for inheritance.

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        • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

          It seems like any sufficiently rich person, like a monarch, could essentially have someone on staff - maybe multiple people - whose entire job is to periodically cast True Resurrection, naming the rich individual. If they aren’t dead, the spell fails; if they are, they come back to life, and can name their assassin.

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          archpawn@lemmy.world
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          Or they could just have some Clones.

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          • mousekeyboard@ttrpg.networkM mousekeyboard@ttrpg.network

            The king is a puppet of a dictatorial deity. The solution is to overthrow god.

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            mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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            #14

            The king is a puppet of a dictatorial clergy, the solution is to burn the church down with the clergy and monarchy inside.

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              shalafi@lemmy.world
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              Bravo on that headline OP! 😉

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              • S shalafi@lemmy.world

                Bravo on that headline OP! 😉

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                stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Why what did I do? I phoned it the fuck in

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                • S stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  Why what did I do? I phoned it the fuck in

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                  _stranger_@lemmy.world
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                  I think it’s lovely

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                    Why what did I do? I phoned it the fuck in

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                    • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

                      It seems like any sufficiently rich person, like a monarch, could essentially have someone on staff - maybe multiple people - whose entire job is to periodically cast True Resurrection, naming the rich individual. If they aren’t dead, the spell fails; if they are, they come back to life, and can name their assassin.

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                      bob_lemon@feddit.org
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                      Assuming D&D 5e rules, this is easily countered by casting Gentle Repose on the corpse every 10 days, or any other method of preventing natural decay.

                      True Resurrection can only create a new body if the original no longer exists.

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                      • B bob_lemon@feddit.org

                        Assuming D&D 5e rules, this is easily countered by casting Gentle Repose on the corpse every 10 days, or any other method of preventing natural decay.

                        True Resurrection can only create a new body if the original no longer exists.

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                        koboldcoterie@pawb.social
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                        I guess this comes down to DM fiat as for what constitutes “touching” the creature. For example, what if the person casting the spell had a hair sample, or a severed finger or some other item from the monarch’s body, which they were also taking any of those steps to prevent decay of?

                        The 3rd Edition version of the spell is even more ambiguous. RAW, it doesn’t prevent you from “unambiguously identifying” the creature through a means other than touching the body even if the body still exists.

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                          NANOBLESSINGS, SON!

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                          • A archpawn@lemmy.world

                            Nobody would rule by birthright in a D&D world. Any leader of a country would have access to Clone, and would have no need for inheritance.

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                            I Cast Fist
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                            Funny thing, there was a 2e setting called Birthright, which pretty much made the game about developing land as a lord, rather than dungeon delving

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                            • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

                              I guess this comes down to DM fiat as for what constitutes “touching” the creature. For example, what if the person casting the spell had a hair sample, or a severed finger or some other item from the monarch’s body, which they were also taking any of those steps to prevent decay of?

                              The 3rd Edition version of the spell is even more ambiguous. RAW, it doesn’t prevent you from “unambiguously identifying” the creature through a means other than touching the body even if the body still exists.

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                              𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
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                              For example, what if the person casting the spell had a hair sample, or a severed finger or some other item from the monarch’s body,

                              RAW and RAI that wouldn’t work, otherwise you could cast Inflict Wounds on someone by merely having a strand of hair from them. The RAW answer would be to have someone cast Contingency + Gentle Repose, though at that point you may as well add in a teleport or something instead

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                              • I Cast FistI I Cast Fist

                                Funny thing, there was a 2e setting called Birthright, which pretty much made the game about developing land as a lord, rather than dungeon delving

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                                verseandvermin@lemmy.world
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                                Oh. I just learned about this. I have no involvement in this channel but this video was neat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsGk9M-4dq4

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                                • V verseandvermin@lemmy.world

                                  Oh. I just learned about this. I have no involvement in this channel but this video was neat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsGk9M-4dq4

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                                  archpawn@lemmy.world
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                                  I thought this was going to be spam. I recommend saying what you’re posting a link to. Or at least something that makes it clear you’re replying to a specific comment instead of posting that at random.

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                                  • Aielman15A Aielman15

                                    I tried that. The paladin Divine Smite’d me 😞

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                                    dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                    Secular Smite them back, easy.

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                                    • B bob_lemon@feddit.org

                                      Assuming D&D 5e rules, this is easily countered by casting Gentle Repose on the corpse every 10 days, or any other method of preventing natural decay.

                                      True Resurrection can only create a new body if the original no longer exists.

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                                      dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                      Or stuff it in a bag of holding!

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                                      • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍W 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

                                        For example, what if the person casting the spell had a hair sample, or a severed finger or some other item from the monarch’s body,

                                        RAW and RAI that wouldn’t work, otherwise you could cast Inflict Wounds on someone by merely having a strand of hair from them. The RAW answer would be to have someone cast Contingency + Gentle Repose, though at that point you may as well add in a teleport or something instead

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                                        dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                        There definitely should be some spells that work like that tbh, it’s a classical trope of curse magic.

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                                        • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

                                          I guess this comes down to DM fiat as for what constitutes “touching” the creature. For example, what if the person casting the spell had a hair sample, or a severed finger or some other item from the monarch’s body, which they were also taking any of those steps to prevent decay of?

                                          The 3rd Edition version of the spell is even more ambiguous. RAW, it doesn’t prevent you from “unambiguously identifying” the creature through a means other than touching the body even if the body still exists.

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                                          its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                          Once those items are removed from the body they become a separate object. Maybe useful in divination, but not touching the body. If this were true the party could just cut off some hair hand it to the cleric and all their touch spells would be infinite range.

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