I'm a social justice cleric IRL'n(But I'm still waiting for my spellcasting ability.
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Social justice bard here.
Yes you are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF37x2w_IR0
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When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I’d take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
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Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn’t cast until level 2
Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
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There are dozens of us
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When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I’d take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
@papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:
> It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another's property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)
Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.
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Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I’d short the rich patient’s supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I’d always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain “their machine is too noisy” I’d always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn’t much, but I’m very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I’d given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It’s not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
It’s the little things.
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Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
We’ve got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.
Slaves to dragons no more!
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Social Justice Tinkerer here.
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Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
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Because the others could actually change society.
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Not sure how good Trump’s thick-ass skull would sound. There’s practically no cavity inside!
You could use it as the mallet thing (not sure what the music term for that is) that you bang on the xylophone with.
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@papertowels @rpgmemes As a SJ Cleric, I have to say “no”. As Thomas Aquinas said:
> It is lawful for a man to succor his own need by means of another's property, by taking it either openly or secretly: nor is this properly speaking theft or robbery (SumTh, IIa-IIae, q.66, art.7, resp.)
Taking things for other people who actually need it is not theft, thus you were not a thief.
And OP didn’t actually take anything from anyone, they just paid a different marked up price for bananas than the stores wanted them to.
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I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health
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We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich
That’s basically the cult of Eserion
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Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.
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Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.
Ferreal. “Thief” is a slur, not a class.
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Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.
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I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It’s not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
It’s the little things.
It’s always the little things.
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Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.
Could you, ya know, kinda step up those numbers, please?
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