Very sprightly music for a movie where a bunch of people get eaten by a bear. #Monsterdon

Pretty girls in an animal attack movie have the life expectancy of a mayfly. #Monsterdon

Does the bear also have a machete? #Monsterdon

“Until the bear has been apprehended” Yeah, but what if it gets out on bail? #Monsterdon

Kelly’s personality is that he likes smoking. #Monsterdon

Ok, new plan, we prepare and distribute a series of heavily drugged pic-i-nic baskets. #Monsterdon

This guy needs a jacket with tiny bears all over it. #Monsterdon

A bear is not a bear, believe it or not, but a horse is a horse, of course, of course. #Monsterdon

Your arms too short to box with bear. #Monsterdon

I can’t believe Shelley Duvall armed with a broom wasn’t enough to defeat an 11ft grizzly. #Monsterdon

You’re definitely in trouble if the bear is both bigger and smarter than you. #Monsterdon

How Not To Be Seen #Monsterdon