"a barren wasteland of whiteness"

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killer dollar store disco lights

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ok starcrash opening on our requisite ACAB vibes

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she sounds EXCITED about being potentially crushed by a neutron star

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i think this would have been improved if they made the girl be the robot instead. just judging from her acting versus curly robot guy's

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her name is....... StarStar

the spiritual predecessor to Moon Moon?

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lmao the arrow-pointing-down-at-the-face helmet is pretty good for stupid fascist fashion ngl

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"220 years" excuse me WHICH PLANET'S YEARS YOU'RE IN OUTER SPACE

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ah penal colonies as punishment.... some things never change

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in a gacha game is she a four star or a five star pull?

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what happened to the robot and the unconscious guy?

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oh she gets the robot back because he's property. right.

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oh my god the bald guy's head is green????

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okay so wait. i would swear the robot guy didn't have that accent in the first set of scenes

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"hi my name is Star Star and i wear star-shaped earrings"

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okay right so..... we went BACK in time from the beginning a bit? is that it? i think that's it? i think this confused me the first time too

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she looks cold

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hey she's wearing a bikini because they're at the BEACH

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i feel confused about how many robots there are and how many of them have bad accents

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"we must be careful. we are in the eeevil count's domain."

"look! amazons on horseback!"

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