i feel confused about how many robots there are and how many of them have bad accents

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"we must be careful. we are in the eeevil count's domain."

"look! amazons on horseback!"

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idk who that lady is but i like her face. like i think she's evil but she's cute

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i just realized that absolutely all of the masked robot's lines might be dubbed in

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idk why the giant robot needs a giant robot knife to kill a human and a small robot

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i feel like those lasers should have reflected right off the robot

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i do respect that Star Star is a female ship captain

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okay but was movie drax actually based on this green guy

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hey now.... we don't know what temperature units they use. maybe that actually makes sense

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curly robot was having fun. now he's rubbing the ship's computer

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wait the masked robot is a COP? screw him then

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this movie is now failing the ACAB test

(okay it has been for a while i just didn't realize)

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extremely confusing to name a green guy thor

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Star Star you are a TERRIBLE outlaw. Stop making nice with the cop.

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thor realizing he betrayed everyone for a fascist idiot but he has to keep fascisting because he knows no other way

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anyway tbf re Elle the robot, I do believe if you're *programmed* as a cop (assigned cop at birth, if you will) you can definitely still redeem yourself. by becoming an ex-cop.

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have we had any crashes yet

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STAR STAR BOTH OF YOUR SHIPMATES ARE COPS. GET OUT OF THERE

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there's never been a more cop statement than 'it's illegal to change the future'

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we made it 45 minutes in before the female protagonist made a weirdly sexual noise while in pain

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