anyway tbf re Elle the robot, I do believe if you're *programmed* as a cop (assigned cop at birth, if you will) you can definitely still redeem yourself. by becoming an ex-cop.

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have we had any crashes yet

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STAR STAR BOTH OF YOUR SHIPMATES ARE COPS. GET OUT OF THERE

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there's never been a more cop statement than 'it's illegal to change the future'

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we made it 45 minutes in before the female protagonist made a weirdly sexual noise while in pain

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i thought akton was a robot but now i don't know or remember what the hell his deal is

wait... oh wait i think they're trying to crib off Dune badly with a psychic space navigator?

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i'm so proud of this movie for making the cannibalistic savages white (despite using a racist trope that only exists because some white lady lied about the natives who helped her survive)

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none of this explains who the heck that unconscious guy they found at the beginning of the movie was

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oh it's a lightsaber.

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oh it's the stupid arrow helmet guys again

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"the emperor will make you pay for this" wow okay imperialist

(they're both bad! the evil guy AND the people ruling an empire!)

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star star go back to being an outlaw challenge

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his lightsaber changed color

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oh is the whispery guy the emperor?

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AKTON DO NOT LISTEN TO THE COP IN YOUR HEAD

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