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So you think centaurs are always going to fight someone? That’s racist.

If you’d imagine how much something like a centaur would need to eat, they’d probably carry snacks.

One hand scrolls through tiktok and the other holds an iced coffee, just like humans do while driving a car.

With the whole upper half bobbing up/down like a horse nodding it’s head while it runs.

Where’d they get the coconuts?

I think, canonically, they’re always going to rape someone.

They use their arms to hold their tummies so their beer bellies don’t flop around

A swallow could’ve carried it

Fists forward like Superman flying

In Krapopolis, they hold their arms half bent and move with the running motion, like a jogging human.

edit: Wording clarification.

Glad we’re all thinking along the same lines

Ah nonono, thats just their sense of fashion. Both are actually made out of cardboard and they take great pride in the intricate ways that they paint them.

And yes it was African.

they hold them out in front of themselves like they’re holding motorcycle handlebars and they make the sounds with their mouth

Does no one watch Xena anymore?

this is how centaurs are usually animated i think

I know this is a thing in something I’ve seen. Greatest Estate Developer?