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  • donD don

    Druid: You wanna try it

    Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

    Both: grab item together

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    webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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    One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.

    Its rather unwieldy.

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    • donD don

      Druid: You wanna try it

      Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

      Both: grab item together

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      snooggums
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      Oh, so it is a swinger party.

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      • edgemaster72@lemmy.worldE edgemaster72@lemmy.world

        Meanwhile, the Rogue with a bag of holding: “What staff/spear are you guys talking about?”

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        rainwall
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        You mean the rogue with an epic, OP bag of holding that steals things automatically.

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          jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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          Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

          He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

          Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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          • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

            Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

            He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

            Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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            yerlam@lemmy.world
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            Did you let him become chief trap finder? That’s a quick way to get the item back.

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            • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

              Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

              He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

              Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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              peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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              #10

              TBF, that’s pretty much what every rogue I know would say

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              • donD don

                Druid: You wanna try it

                Fighter: Yeah let’s see what happens

                Both: grab item together

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                peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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                They merge into a grotesque tree with a moving face that makes a sound when ever a breeze occurs “kill me… kill me…”

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                • Y yerlam@lemmy.world

                  Did you let him become chief trap finder? That’s a quick way to get the item back.

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                  jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                  #12

                  Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”

                  (For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )

                  edit: fixed typo that reversed meaning

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                  • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                    Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”

                    (For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )

                    edit: fixed typo that reversed meaning

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                    feannag@sh.itjust.works
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                    Which got even more OP in 5e, at least for the rogue.

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                      Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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                      Throw it between each other between attacks; fighter makes his attacks, then tosses it to the druid to make his attacks, and then he tosses it back, and so on and so forth

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                      • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                        Hah, I should have. I do remember letting him search first once and being petty about it. “Oh, you got a 12? A whole twelve? Woowwwww. I’m going to take 10 and get a, let’s see- twenty-two. Would be a 27 if only I had some sort of magical equipment boost”

                        (For those of you who don’t remember, “take 10” was a 3e rule where you can opt to treat the roll as if you’d rolled a 10, so long as you’re not in immediate danger. https://www.d20srd.org/srd/skills/usingSkills.htm )

                        edit: fixed typo that reversed meaning

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                        VindictiveJudge
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                        #15

                        so long as you’re in immediate danger.

                        *not in immediate danger

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                        • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                          Years ago I kept having this argument with the party fighter. I was playing a rogue. He had some sort of magical lens with a bonus to find traps. I was like, “let me use that so I can find traps better. You can’t even find traps with a DC above 20, rules as written. That’s a rogue class feature. With the lens I’d be getting like 27 if I take 10.”

                          He was like “no. It’s mine. I found it.”

                          Like, my guy. We’re all in danger if we don’t find the traps. You don’t see me holding onto armor I can’t use.

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                          binarytobis@lemmy.world
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                          Stuff like this is why games usually end by the 6th session.

                          See also: rogue steals from the party because “It’s what my character would do!” but gets upset when my barbarian kills them afterwards for the same reason.

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                          • W webghost0101@sopuli.xyz

                            One side becomes staff, one side becomes spear.

                            Its rather unwieldy.

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                            susaga@sh.itjust.works
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                            Which bit of the spear, though? Cause a spear is just a staff with a pointy bit on the top, so if you’ve got the pointy bit, then it’s just a spear. If not, you’ve got a staff.

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                            • B binarytobis@lemmy.world

                              Stuff like this is why games usually end by the 6th session.

                              See also: rogue steals from the party because “It’s what my character would do!” but gets upset when my barbarian kills them afterwards for the same reason.

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                              jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                              That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?

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                              • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                                That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?

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                                Bakkoda
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                                Berserker rage is a helluva drug

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                                  They give it to the Rogue because they’re both convinced it’s cursed

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                                    surph_ninja@lemmy.world
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                                    Proper min/max-ers will set aside their ego, and coordinate swapping the item as necessary. So thankful I’ve got a group with zero ego issues.

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                                    • susaga@sh.itjust.worksS susaga@sh.itjust.works

                                      Which bit of the spear, though? Cause a spear is just a staff with a pointy bit on the top, so if you’ve got the pointy bit, then it’s just a spear. If not, you’ve got a staff.

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                                      kairubyte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                      Tip or stern of either.

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                                      • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                                        That doesn’t seem like the same thing at all. Can you elaborate?

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                                        binarytobis@lemmy.world
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                                        Both are example of stubborn group members who need to be flexible and work well with others.

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                                        • B binarytobis@lemmy.world

                                          Both are example of stubborn group members who need to be flexible and work well with others.

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                                          jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                                          The fighter in my story is the rogue in your story? That makes sense.

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