I downloaded a copy of the #Monsterdon movie, but it has the RiffTrax audio burned in.

VHS'ing at the speed of light

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awoo-ooo

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There's something very "tiki bar dinner menu" about this font

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Please enjoy Bog (1979) responsibly

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I have to go across the house for the Junior Mints. Let me know if anyone gets bog-eaten by the time I get back

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Mm-mmm. Junior Mints and a 99-cent fruit punch (that was on sale for 79 cents).

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Was the sheriff actor in something else of comparable quality? He looks familiar.

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That was a very "Police Squad!" music sting.

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"Hey, it's my wife, guy"

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extracted the blood like a gas-station slurpee

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"What's the biggest gun you've got up there?"

"Nerf 9000."

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That plaid blends in oddly well with the brick wall behind

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less kissing, more monstering

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"We haven't the foggiest idea what this thing is."

"You mean, the *boggiest* idea."

YEAAAAAHHHHHH

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That was quite a ... graceful hill descent

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Yeah, sure, just RDX and run

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#Monsterdon video file is half over, hooray

These cells have too many powerhouses!

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