"How much longer before we rejoin the movie, Sergeant?"

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Ramada-ass press conference

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"Colonel, how did you get picked for this mission?"

"Well, I am the whitest man available."

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OK, *that's* not something I needed to see while eating

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If this were an MST3k episode, my silhouette would be bopping back and forth right now

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"Three, two, one, mark. Roger. Whoever."

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When you shoot at a spaceman, you best not miss.

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(Rod Serling voice) Put your hands together for Colonel Frank Stein. He's part robot brain, part body stitched together from corpses. His rocketship has just been shot down by an alien who is more camp than the full stock of an REI, working for Princess Spacetits. Honestly, this sounded better in the writing room, but sometimes one is on a deadline, even in ... the Twilight Zone.

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Pick yourself a double feature? Perhaps one with ... science fiction??

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saying "breeding stock" without sounding creepy: challenge level impossible

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"The writer's barely disguised fetish" is the free space on the weekly bingo card, right?

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Ah yes, the haunting "airport loading and unloading zone" theme

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At this rate, they'll have enough women to repopulate their species in only three thousand years

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Roamin' holiday

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It's not so much "Frankenstein *versus* the Space Monster" as "Frankenstein *juxtaposed with* space stuff"

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The space people need women, and the scientists need men. It's like poetry, it rhymes!

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Eegah flashbacks

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SPACE TOGA PARTY

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I was so occupied by the puzzling fetish material that I forgot about the stock footage

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Every interaction he has with that scooter just screams "debate club"

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