IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT no it really was this time! #Monsterdon

It's always ships with these movies, they just hate ships. #Monsterdon

"We're in the atomic test area!"

I'M SURE IT'S FINE #Monsterdon

Momthra like, great, now these losers are MY problem -_-' #Monsterdon

Wow, they went all shredded clothes fast, huh? What life without a dry cleaner does to a man. #Monsterdon

...Someone really needs to shoot the voice director, "Yeah, no, go for as stereotypical an accent as you can" #Monsterdon

"The juice?"

Yeah, mango-pineapple. Good stuff, too. #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, the Wacky Children #Monsterdon

Poor mouse has *severe* trauma now. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Is that a mouse in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?
#monsterdon

hellohelloshakehandshakehandsprofessorreporterspeasandcarrotsgreetingsrhubarbrhubarb #Monsterdon

"This Nelson, who is he anyway?"

Oh, some English dude with a column. #Monsterdon

"Hooray, they're leaving! Get the fuck out! Go away! Yaaaaay!" #Monsterdon

"You don't suppose I'd let you just walk out, do you?"

Turn the bed down first. Then you can go. #Monsterdon

"Gentlemen. We're about to go ashore."

Now remember, if you don't understand it, start shooting. #Monsterdon

Holy crap, we've stumbled upon the matte painting forest! #Monsterdon

Whoops, found the Matango set. #Monsterdon

Dude just kinda licks anything he finds, it's a real problem. #Monsterdon

I've seen enough hentai to know, etc etc etc #Monsterdon

Whoops, never mind, it just styrofoam squeaked him to death. #Monsterdon