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    agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Cast Iron! That’s not a spell, it’s the kind of pan I’m going to bash your head in with.

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      IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      “I cast circle of truth through my spell focus, a canister of gasoline”

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        dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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        Fighter/rogue who didn’t make charisma a dump stat.

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          I cast…

          TESTICULAR TORSION!

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            Cast Iron! That’s not a spell, it’s the kind of pan I’m going to bash your head in with.

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            shneancy@lemmy.world
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            ahh the famous tumblr (probably) post of a barbarian with a pan who yells “i cast iron!” every time they attack

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              vagueanodynecomments@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              story is The Alchemist

              full text at hplovecraft.com

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                deusumbra@lemmy.world
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                Best part, one of the family members was killed with a big rock. Just literally dropped a rock on the guy.

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                  lxrduy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  Also a great song by blue öyster cult about the same story, “the alchemist”

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                  • S shneancy@lemmy.world

                    ahh the famous tumblr (probably) post of a barbarian with a pan who yells “i cast iron!” every time they attack

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                    entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
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                    Knowing Tumblr, they would also be pan-sexual, as in only attracted to their special clobberin’ pan

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                      Ricky Rigatoni
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                      So according to weekeepeedeea lovecraft was 17 or 18 when he wrote this which completely checks out.

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                        Best part, one of the family members was killed with a big rock. Just literally dropped a rock on the guy.

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                        notasharkinamansuit@lemmy.world
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                        Chuck Wizard casts Rock Throw.

                        It’s super effective!

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                          Best part, one of the family members was killed with a big rock. Just literally dropped a rock on the guy.

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                          whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world
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                          “I threw a rock at him! It was a big rock.”

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                            “I threw a rock at him! It was a big rock.”

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                            Ugly Bob
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                            Biggest rock is best rock.

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                              ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ
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                              Give em the ol dick twist!

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                                phase@lemmy.8th.world
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                                The sorcerer is named Charles le Sorcier (Charles the Sorcerer) and it is his father who has been killed, named Michel Mauvais, Michel Bad.

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