U.S. Congress members urge Canada to deal with wildfire smoke ruining their summer
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Hey Republicans, to fix this issue, build a bunch of wind turbine power generators to blow the smoke away.
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Why doesn’t God Emperor Trump just tariff the smoke?
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American fires
Canadians: hey we’re gonna help you out!
Canadian fires
Americans: You’re ruining our summer!
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I just farted and waved it in the general direction of the US. Enjoy.
“Never wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
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Hey congress. Remember how Canada and Mexico routinely send us help when our fires get really bad? Well?.. Do you not think we should return the very huge favor?
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Sure would help if they’d committed to Paris or any environmental standards.
And they should deal with their own forest fires. Remember when we sent firefighters there just this year when Trump was going on about 51st state crap? I remember.
Have you tried sweeping your forests, I remember that was the issue in California. /s
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Hey Republicans, to fix this issue, build a bunch of wind turbine power generators to blow the smoke away.
Are you trying to kill the beautiful birds and drive the whales crazy?! /s
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I agree with most people here, lets fix climate change instead of doing controlled burns and forest management. Wildfires arent a natural part of the ecosystem, and before big oil began supplying my SUV and my flights to Tofino with energy they never occurred.
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We as humans have only ourselves to blame for these wildfires. We’re pushing this planet to it’s limits and it’s only going to keep getting worse.
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I agree with most people here, lets fix climate change instead of doing controlled burns and forest management. Wildfires arent a natural part of the ecosystem, and before big oil began supplying my SUV and my flights to Tofino with energy they never occurred.
Uhh, yes they did. There are trees that have evolved to take advantage of the aftermath of wildfires.
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Uhh, yes they did. There are trees that have evolved to take advantage of the aftermath of wildfires.
My sarcasm couldnt be layered on any thicker, sorry about that.
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Hey congress. Remember how Canada and Mexico routinely send us help when our fires get really bad? Well?.. Do you not think we should return the very huge favor?
Exactly what I was thinking! Instead of helping us, they are complaining about something that is not in control.
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We have a plan to deal with this.
Step #1 is to let one of the biggest sources of greenhouse gasses destroy itself in a civil war.
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Canada is lucky to get a chance to have America’s pollution because it’s the greatest pollution this world and maybe universe has ever seen.
I see you’ve chosen to show us your real name, rather than your alter ego, Don.
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Fuck it, start a controlled burn at the border when the wind is out of the North.
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We are going to teach the Canadians to stop being such kind people. muhahahah.
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We’ve purposly lit all these fires just to ruin their summer, totally intentional, I swear it.
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So,how about trying to come up with solutions rather than loudly whining about everything?
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Exactly what I was thinking! Instead of helping us, they are complaining about something that is not in control.
Obviously it only makes sense to help Canada if it becomes a state. Half the reason they help with american fires is because they want to be a state so bad. /s
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Canada is lucky to get a chance to have America’s pollution because it’s the greatest pollution this world and maybe universe has ever seen.
Username checks out. How is it you’re only 1 day old? Are there multiple Satansmaggotycumfarts? WTH?
Anyway, Trump and repugnican quarterwit reichsführer can gargle nuts.
