Have you tried sweeping your forests, I remember that was the issue in California. /s

Are you trying to kill the beautiful birds and drive the whales crazy?! /s

I agree with most people here, lets fix climate change instead of doing controlled burns and forest management. Wildfires arent a natural part of the ecosystem, and before big oil began supplying my SUV and my flights to Tofino with energy they never occurred.

We as humans have only ourselves to blame for these wildfires. We’re pushing this planet to it’s limits and it’s only going to keep getting worse.

Uhh, yes they did. There are trees that have evolved to take advantage of the aftermath of wildfires.

My sarcasm couldnt be layered on any thicker, sorry about that.

Exactly what I was thinking! Instead of helping us, they are complaining about something that is not in control.

We have a plan to deal with this.

Step #1 is to let one of the biggest sources of greenhouse gasses destroy itself in a civil war.

I see you’ve chosen to show us your real name, rather than your alter ego, Don.

Fuck it, start a controlled burn at the border when the wind is out of the North.

We are going to teach the Canadians to stop being such kind people. muhahahah.

We’ve purposly lit all these fires just to ruin their summer, totally intentional, I swear it.

So,how about trying to come up with solutions rather than loudly whining about everything?

Obviously it only makes sense to help Canada if it becomes a state. Half the reason they help with american fires is because they want to be a state so bad. /s

Username checks out. How is it you’re only 1 day old? Are there multiple Satansmaggotycumfarts? WTH?

Anyway, Trump and repugnican quarterwit reichsführer can gargle nuts.

It is working

2 solutions:

1. US resolution to accept global warming as real, with commitment to lower emissions on top of forest management resources in both countries (US wildfires occasionally annoy Canadians)

2. US buys more Canadian Pine lumber.

We have reached a global warming tipping point where forest fires are at such extreme levels for 3 years in a row now, that fires offset global natural carbon capture from trees, which is about 1/4 of human emissions. Some of the arson, has been motivated by climate disinformation as “attempts to prove global warming is false by arson”. Global warming’s impact on forest fires is not more ignition. It is faster/wider spread of fires.

If everyone in Canada were employed as an “arson preventer”, they could patrol 10 hectares of forest each.

The only solution those fuckheads will pull their thumbs out of their assholes for is the final one in Gaza.

Piefed.world account, so probably just started it up.

There’s no way that’s not satire making fun of trumps asinine speech patterns.