U.S. Congress members urge Canada to deal with wildfire smoke ruining their summer
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We have a plan to deal with this.
Step #1 is to let one of the biggest sources of greenhouse gasses destroy itself in a civil war.
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Canada is lucky to get a chance to have America’s pollution because it’s the greatest pollution this world and maybe universe has ever seen.
I see you’ve chosen to show us your real name, rather than your alter ego, Don.
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Fuck it, start a controlled burn at the border when the wind is out of the North.
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We are going to teach the Canadians to stop being such kind people. muhahahah.
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We’ve purposly lit all these fires just to ruin their summer, totally intentional, I swear it.
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So,how about trying to come up with solutions rather than loudly whining about everything?
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Exactly what I was thinking! Instead of helping us, they are complaining about something that is not in control.
Obviously it only makes sense to help Canada if it becomes a state. Half the reason they help with american fires is because they want to be a state so bad. /s
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Canada is lucky to get a chance to have America’s pollution because it’s the greatest pollution this world and maybe universe has ever seen.
Username checks out. How is it you’re only 1 day old? Are there multiple Satansmaggotycumfarts? WTH?
Anyway, Trump and repugnican quarterwit reichsführer can gargle nuts.
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We are going to teach the Canadians to stop being such kind people. muhahahah.
It is working
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2 solutions:
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US resolution to accept global warming as real, with commitment to lower emissions on top of forest management resources in both countries (US wildfires occasionally annoy Canadians)
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US buys more Canadian Pine lumber.
We have reached a global warming tipping point where forest fires are at such extreme levels for 3 years in a row now, that fires offset global natural carbon capture from trees, which is about 1/4 of human emissions. Some of the arson, has been motivated by climate disinformation as “attempts to prove global warming is false by arson”. Global warming’s impact on forest fires is not more ignition. It is faster/wider spread of fires.
If everyone in Canada were employed as an “arson preventer”, they could patrol 10 hectares of forest each.
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So,how about trying to come up with solutions rather than loudly whining about everything?
The only solution those fuckheads will pull their thumbs out of their assholes for is the final one in Gaza.
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Username checks out. How is it you’re only 1 day old? Are there multiple Satansmaggotycumfarts? WTH?
Anyway, Trump and repugnican quarterwit reichsführer can gargle nuts.
Piefed.world account, so probably just started it up.
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Username checks out. How is it you’re only 1 day old? Are there multiple Satansmaggotycumfarts? WTH?
Anyway, Trump and repugnican quarterwit reichsführer can gargle nuts.
There’s no way that’s not satire making fun of trumps asinine speech patterns.
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2 solutions:
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US resolution to accept global warming as real, with commitment to lower emissions on top of forest management resources in both countries (US wildfires occasionally annoy Canadians)
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US buys more Canadian Pine lumber.
We have reached a global warming tipping point where forest fires are at such extreme levels for 3 years in a row now, that fires offset global natural carbon capture from trees, which is about 1/4 of human emissions. Some of the arson, has been motivated by climate disinformation as “attempts to prove global warming is false by arson”. Global warming’s impact on forest fires is not more ignition. It is faster/wider spread of fires.
If everyone in Canada were employed as an “arson preventer”, they could patrol 10 hectares of forest each.
The forest fire thing is a combination of stuff not just global warming. Our forests have evolved to burn down And we have been preventing it for decades. Now we have forests with tons of deadfall and drier conditions die to global warming. They are going to be bigger and hotter fires.
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We as humans have only ourselves to blame for these wildfires. We’re pushing this planet to it’s limits and it’s only going to keep getting worse.
We have also mismanaged our forests. Northern boreal forests are supposed to burn. We have stopped that from happening. Through in global warming and e have a tinderbox just waiting to ignite.
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Poe’s law strikes again!
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We’ve purposly lit all these fires just to ruin their summer, totally intentional, I swear it.
That’s 70% tariff for you!!!
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The forest fire thing is a combination of stuff not just global warming. Our forests have evolved to burn down And we have been preventing it for decades. Now we have forests with tons of deadfall and drier conditions die to global warming. They are going to be bigger and hotter fires.
I’ve heard Pine monoculture is a contributor. Spruce is more fire resistant, and Pine beetles make kindling. Natural forests have a mix of Pine and Spruce.
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American fires
Canadians: hey we’re gonna help you out!
Canadian fires
Americans: You’re ruining our summer!
It’s the American way.
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I’ve heard Pine monoculture is a contributor. Spruce is more fire resistant, and Pine beetles make kindling. Natural forests have a mix of Pine and Spruce.
Pine beetles make kindling?
