“It’s absurd, we have a play group of 20 and they are ALL WARLOCKS.”

“My patron is Geoffrey d’Bezos, an arch fiend!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP RAYMOND!”

i see a party of 5 fighters incoming soon multiclassing into rouges after putting him down a notch together

Would bard-warlock multiclass just be that one Bo Burnham song about Jeffrey Bezos?

Aztec death whistle would also be interesting. IDK how hard it actually is to produce that sound and it’s definitely harder to find (or make) than a vuvuzela, but you certainly don’t need to know any music and the effect is really impressive.

I inherited my fathers sword, shield, and cloak, so maybe sorceror? Is there one that uses weapons like that? I haven’t played one in ages.

Commoner it is, unless my GPA from over 20 years ago counts

Multiclass Fighter/Mage, yes.

Nah, some people have short fuses, some have very particular things/scenarios that set them off. Just don’t step on their feet, and back them up if someone’s pushing their buttons accidentally/on purpose.

Works for me, I already wanted to be a Death Metal Bard.

I can point to famous ancestors and have been accused of being both a demon and magical fey creature in daily life, can I be a sorceress?

If not I have other options.

Can I be a druid with a subclass of barbarian? Got the druid but fucking nailed. Sometimes I’m a temperamental little bitch, but not enough to translate to berserker rage.

Either warlock or wizard for me. My brother qualifies for druid and monk, but i’m sure he’d go for fighter just to beat the DM

For systems that grade on a 1 to 5 scale, subtract 1 from your average grade to get your GPA (for example, if you have a 4.3 out of 5 average grade, you would have a 3.3 GPA). Not sure how to handle a grading system that goes from 1- to 5+.

I qualify for every class but Wizard (DNF college and who remembers thier High School GPA from 20 years ago (fuck I’m Old)), Cleric (Atheist), or Warlock (work in a small local trade shop).

I reject instruments only for bard, but I can play an ocarina poorly anyways.

Question about Sorcerer, what makes a family heirloom powerful? Is it size? Weight? Monetary Value? Notoriety?

oh fuck yes i love Wizardry

I’m just multiclassed beyond usefulness.

Is my new go-to excuse.

If FOSS counts, there’s going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.

I feel like this is too general. I’d want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies.

You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus.

You’re some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer.

Phlebotomist’s assistant? Vampire thrall backstory.

Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills.

Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously.

Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.

Damn I qualify for a lot of those:

• Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
• Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
• Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
• Monk (Judo as a kid)
• Ranger (archery as a teen)
• Wizard (bachelor’s degree in IT)

Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I’m also big

I’m not great of any of these so I’ll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts