Seriously… Some people…

One set of my dice have very hard/straight/flat edges… The fucking 4 sided has stabbed me many times, but once it went right under my finger nail and drew blood

Sir, what who describe looks more like a piece of paper than a coin.

Ideal coins are inflexible.

Ok, so a thin layer of adamantium is an ideal coin, but not a tiny disk of metallic alloy engraved with pictures, texts and values !

Well, an ideal cow is a perfect sphere, so.

And a very very funny joke, at that

So would you say I solved the case?

I think Skua might be right, d2?

How can it be a D2, I can literally see 3 sides with my very eyes.

It can be viewed as two interlocking ‘c’ shapes, so it could be dressed as a d4, with a different value at each end of the ‘c.’ Alternatively, each ‘c’ can be considered a single side, making it a d2. Since we already have d4 well represented by the 4-sided triangle, aka tetrahedron d4, this design strikes me as more valuable as a d2

Why not throw a coin at that point?

Some people do. I donno, friend, I just work here.

So one could say you are somewhat involved in that crime.

Lol, I didn’t design it!

But you work here

Is it really work if you love what you do?

So you admit, that you love enabling this crime.

I’ve never rolled one myself, and never provided someone else with the means to do so. Thankfully I don’t break laws by simply observing, and since I don’t assist, comfort, or provide shelter to the perpetrators - nor impede any investigation of them - I can’t be held liable for their actions.

What does your work consists of then that you claim to do for them