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    bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world
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    Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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      spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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      Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1

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      • S spacenoodle@lemmy.world

        Charisma goes down by 1 from 20 once a month for 24 months, it already hits 1

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        NaibofTabr
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        Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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        • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

          Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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          Valmond
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          Guess it’s random, one of mine came with the inferno spell, the other had deafening shriek.

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            echo5@lemmy.world
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            I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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            • S sbv@sh.itjust.works

              Commoner here: this is accurate.

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              dadifer@lemmy.world
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              Yeah, sounds about right

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              • N NaibofTabr

                Yes, but it might gain other buffs to Charisma between now and 24 months. Charisma is forced to 1 at 24 months regardless.

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                spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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                Clearly I don’t play D&D

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                  Technically this is a dead baby RAW

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                  nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  why is it dead?

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                  • E echo5@lemmy.world

                    I wish my baby would cast sleep on itself.

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                    crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                    Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                      ComradeSharkfucker
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                      Charisma reaches -4 just before they turn two

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                      • N nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                        why is it dead?

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                        igmelonh
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                        iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                          agent641@lemmy.world
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                          Random debuff: 0.1% chance per turn to take 100 damage while sleeping.

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                          • C crozekiel@lemmy.zip

                            Just because they can, doesn’t mean they will. They are saving it, Baby doesn’t get many spell slots so they gotta make them count.

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                            topherclay@lemmy.world
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                            So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                            • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                              Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                              But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                              I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                              If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                              tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                              Am a parent, can confirm, I am dead.

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                              • B bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world

                                Hilarious. Just needs the Shout spell.

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                                tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                Or alarm. Sometimes Tasha’s uncontrollable laughter.

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                                • A aloafofbread@lemmy.ml

                                  Commoners have 4hp. So, for reference, 4 successful baby scratches drops an average, normal person to zero HP and they are rendered unconscious and have about a 40% chance of death if they don’t receive medical aid.

                                  But STR/DEX would be 1 bc 0 is not possible. Would have a -5 to hit - so 30% on an AC10 unarmored commoner.

                                  I think this means you have a 0.3% chance of permadeath in an encounter with a baby if they only make 4 attacks and you don’t hit back and they don’t keep scratching your unconscious body.

                                  If they attack you 10 times (1 minute of scratching w/ 6 sec turns), there is a 20% chance they land 4 scratches on you and you have a 40% chance to permadie once downed - so 8% chance of permadeath in one 10 turn encounter with a baby with the same stipulations as above.

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                                  archpawn@lemmy.world
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                                  Or if the DM rolls for HP, they have a 1/8 chance of dying from one hit. Maybe they get death saves, but those are optional if it’s not a PC.

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                                    So essentially they won’t go to sleep because they don’t know when their next long rest will be.

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                                    qarbone@lemmy.world
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                                    “My baby in Christ, you will be inducing the long rest.”

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                                    • I igmelonh

                                      iirc in D&D if any of your stats reach 0 you die. Might be only body stats (str/dex/con), not sure.

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                                      crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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                                      I think I remember Wis doesn’t kill you at 0, but you go fully insane and lose control of your character. But that might just be older versions and not 5th ed rules. I feel like I recall something about going into a coma if Int hits zero, maybe that is new rules for mental stats…?

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                                        deconceptualist@leminal.space
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                                        Cloudkill 😆

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                                          tamal3@lemmy.world
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                                          Wasn’t Carl only an intelligence of three when he first entered the dungeon?

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