This reminds me of West of Loathing

Looks like you minmaxed for Gib Cut. I like that.

Have a treason star

Also worth mentioning one of the primary stats is Violence

Ah, the “Provincial dad” class.

Perhaps not with those exact names, but there’s a fix:

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There could be a debuff called “wishy washy”, it increases your childlike wonder, but lowers your gumption.

whats a jib?

The X of Loathing series is fantastic. Another stat that comes to mind is Hornswogglin’

chutzpah wouldn’t work, the less you have the more powerful you get

Oh shit i didn’t know it was a whole series

love this series so much

Yeah, it started with Kingdom of Loathing, which is a free to play browser game, and more recently Shadows over Loathing, which has this cool 1920s Lovecraftian setting. All keep that great humor

Just rework gumshoe

Made me think about Dimension 20’s Mentopolis. All of these would be characters instead of stats though.

I think chutzpe and moxie used to be stats in Paranoia

Nice. If they ever do another season of Mentopolis, I hope they get Hank Green to play "The Fix"s younger brother “Childlike Wonder”.

“Provincial dad” class features include:

• Bulk discount store membership.
• May name a “preferred grill out spot”. Gains advantage on movement rolls anytime their turn would end at their “preferred grill out spot”. Players who use this ability successfully must then move to their preferred grill out spot, or make a Willl save DC 14 vs 1d4 psychic damage.
• Elemental Resistance 5 (all elements) when operating any lawn or garden care implement.
• Resistant to poison (advantage on save rolls) in any food or drink that they believe to be “hand-crafted” or “locally sourced”

I know it’s a joke, but: a really small sail.

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