Wobbly sausage!

How convenient the DM’s sister had one!

Bad dungeons and bad dragons

Day of the Tentacle

I forgot my minis for a session one day, but remembered to bring the Werther’s originals. So we used soda tabs, beer caps, and Werther’s for minis that day.

you may want to add in the source. the individual who posted the original is hilarious.

Please do.

You can guess the usage by the wear pattern in the suction cups.

Honestly, this is more OG than most people realize. You’re doing it right.

Coins, and even dice work in a pinch too.

i think it was posted by this instagram user https://www.instagram.com/chafingarmor i donti know anything about the person tho, it was recomended by the algorithm and can’t find the exact post again sry, they seem to be posting a lot

Username checks out

Ika® Fantasy Dildo | Bad Dragon

Ika® is a tentacle dildo designed for g-spot and p-spot stimulation with suckers, and a gradually widening, curved shaft.

(bad-dragon.com)

The extra large is $220, but there are more affordable options if you’re willing to go smaller.

Why do you know this?

I was just messing around with the customizations, I didn’t actually buy one. The fuckable sand worm though…

Because they clicked on the website and checked

… even though he lives alone!

Just from DMing perspective I feel this when my players decide to fight a NPC they weren’t supposed to fight at a level I don’t have a block for lol. “Well your options are cr3 and cr10 and you’re level 7 so…10 it is and imma just shave some stuff off while hoping for the best” lol. Shout-out to every time my party says they’re looking for shady people to circumvent the legal way to do something then balk when the pricetag isn’t a handshake and an IOU their reputation proceeds them will never be collected.