Hey that 2 gold will come in handy later.

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For healing after being ambushed at night while camping.

Does the city have any ordinances against setting up a tent in the park? I got one of them magical dealies that’s like a single square outside, but a mansion on the inside.

I’m not going to obey the law if they hate the homeless anyway, but I need to know if I will have to kill any witnesses so I don’t get fined.

Not only would I want to pay the 2GP, I would ask my DM for quests in the city. Then again, I prefer urban campaigns.

That’s why God gave us random encounters. Whos got first watch?

Holy crap, that was hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

I knew I would be compared to Brennan eventually.

2 gold?!?! I could feed a family of peasants for a year on that.

Who is that mom

What’s her phone number

confirmation bias

2 gold is a lot of money, tho. Inns usually deal in copper.

Ah yes, anarcho-socialist halflings, my favourite!

De-shortsed link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmaoNLSHx_w

The gold is not for the beds