Now you do too
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They play the accordion!!
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Ah nonono, thats just their sense of fashion. Both are actually made out of cardboard and they take great pride in the intricate ways that they paint them.
Centaurs dressed in elaborate Aztec ceremonial clothes are now my new favorite thought. Bonus cool points when they wear a jaguar’s head over their head.
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“Ow, you just elbowed me in the face, asshole!”
“I SAID HMS CENTAUR COMING THROUGH!”
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I think, canonically, they’re always going to rape someone.
That’s rapist.
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they actually just bend down and use the human arms to help walk (more legs = faster, since less time without touching ground, more time propelling themselves forward)
The human centipede is the world’a fastest animal.
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or a bow
Or my axe!
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They cross their arms since they also don’t know what to do with them.
maximum aura ngl
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“Humans can’t run, what would they do with their arms?”
Human legs and horse legs are very different
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Human legs and horse legs are very different
Horses legs are mostly fingers.
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maybe you can’t stop thinking about it but I’m built different
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Got me thinking of a centaur version of “West Side Story” and snapping their fingers while performing and dancing to “Cool.”
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What do humans do with their arms when they are sprinting?
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They hold crossbows.
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I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don’t smack me in the asshole every gallop.
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I would be holding on to my dick and balls so they don’t smack me in the asshole every gallop.
How do horses solve that problem?
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They hold crossbows.
Two smaller ones, yes, while multiclassing as a rogue/ranger for multiple shots per turn.
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Centaurs (and other *taur types. Looking at you, furries) are overall an incredibly dumb design.
The more you think about them, the more they just don’t work. I went from meh, to dislike, to hate for centaurs over the years.
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They shoot arrows with a bow?!
