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How is this a viable business

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    rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    Doing business with adventures is just that lucrative.

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      aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      “Welcome to Swamp Swap! We buy and sell anything that floats.”

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        bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works
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        You can always encounter a traveling salesman. He will buy your stuff for cheap and sell you useful overpriced trinkets and exotic snacks.

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        • T tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de

          Ah, Dave’s slop shop, where you can exchange loot for rations. He’s got a pot of bubbling liquid, about the same color as the swamp itself.

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          panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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          I hope it’s pea soup!

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          • UnhingedFridgeU UnhingedFridge

            Good time for a crusty witch that scams the players and tries to harm them when they leave

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            StinkyFingerItchyBum
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            #8

            Or…

            Someone who drinks Baileys out of a shoe, goes to a club where people wee on each other and has a mangina. He wants you to stay. Forever.

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              imgurrefugee114@reddthat.com
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              Except it has three coins and a mushroom

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                flickerby@lemmy.zip
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                Shrek needs armaments for his latest excursion

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                • A aeronmelon@lemmy.world

                  “Welcome to Swamp Swap! We buy and sell anything that floats.”

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                  madjo
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                  Lets see if this rusty armor floats then.

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                  • P panda_abyss@lemmy.ca

                    I hope it’s pea soup!

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                    tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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                    Spoiler: the whole swamp is pea soup, the pot is not.

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                      grimy@lemmy.world
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                      That’s when you reward your greedy players with a hag and a booth full of cursed items.

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                      • P panda_abyss@lemmy.ca

                        I hope it’s pea soup!

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                        quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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                        It’s A Cauldron of Endless Bog Water. The merchant lost it a while back and came here to retrieve it after tales spread of a new swamp popping up out of nowhere.

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                          jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                          I bet someone has compiled a list of common video game tropes people try to bring into tabletop games. “Expecting a merchant to buy the blood soaked armor without questions” would definitely be on there.

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                          • Q quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world

                            It’s A Cauldron of Endless Bog Water. The merchant lost it a while back and came here to retrieve it after tales spread of a new swamp popping up out of nowhere.

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                            panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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                            What’s the flow rate of that cauldron if emptied or placed upside down?

                            Based on your answer could become a quest or quest item in a campaign

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                              doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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                              [me trying to sell stuff in my yard]

                              [I live in a swamp]

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                              • P panda_abyss@lemmy.ca

                                What’s the flow rate of that cauldron if emptied or placed upside down?

                                Based on your answer could become a quest or quest item in a campaign

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                                quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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                                As always, it works at the Speed of Plot™.

                                Which somehow becomes much slower the second players come up with a use for an infinite source of unclean water.

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                                • J jjjalljs@ttrpg.network

                                  I bet someone has compiled a list of common video game tropes people try to bring into tabletop games. “Expecting a merchant to buy the blood soaked armor without questions” would definitely be on there.

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                                  mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Thankfully in PF2E, PC’s only get half of most item’s value when selling to merchants RAW. I like to use this as an explanation, especially to new players

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                                    captbuttons@lemmygrad.ml
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                                    Secondary Sign reads “change my mind”.

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                                    • T tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de

                                      Spoiler: the whole swamp is pea soup, the pot is not.

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                                      mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Even the man is pea soup! And his name? Abraham Lincoln.

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                                      • UnhingedFridgeU UnhingedFridge

                                        Good time for a crusty witch that scams the players and tries to harm them when they leave

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                                        Javi
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                                        Or she employs the old ‘secretly give them a gold eating coin’ trick. Momentary gain for eternal torment.

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                                        • M mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works

                                          Thankfully in PF2E, PC’s only get half of most item’s value when selling to merchants RAW. I like to use this as an explanation, especially to new players

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                                          jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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                                          What is half the value of “a leather jerkin, soaked and blood and gut-juice, with two arrow sized holes and one axe sized hole”? Zero? Or perhaps a negative value because having it makes the owner look guilty of murder?

                                          I think I had a dm once say like “the armor didn’t work for the last bloke, why would I want it?”

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