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    teft
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    Anti magic field and guards at the door if he’s not naive.

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    • PugJesusP PugJesus

      Roguelike shopkeepers know this trick - that’s why they always stand in front of the door as soon as you pick something up.

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      FenrirIII
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      Neck stabby

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      • E Ephera

        Huh, I swear I’ve seen a version of this comic where the shopkeeper has been robbed blind in the last panel.

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        lunarul@lemmy.world
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        Like this? https://youtube.com/shorts/aR2Ah7mhlZU

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          godnroc@lemmy.world
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          The ring is also cursed to be unremovable. You either need to get used to stealing every single mundane item from clothes to food every single day or pay the shopkeeper to remove it.

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          • PugJesusP PugJesus

            Roguelike shopkeepers know this trick - that’s why they always stand in front of the door as soon as you pick something up.

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            brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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            Pawn shops may have locked doors that someone behind the counter has to trigger to open.

            Went to one once (California) and think they said the fire chief had approved the system. Quick search shows perhaps that’s plausible.

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            • teftT teft

              Anti magic field and guards at the door if he’s not naive.

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              Øπ3ŕ
              wrote on last edited by otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              #13

              TBF: You meant True Sight. 🤓

              AMF’d nullify the magic store’s wares and the guards’d be at disad to do shit w/o it on them, anyhow.

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              • G godnroc@lemmy.world

                The ring is also cursed to be unremovable. You either need to get used to stealing every single mundane item from clothes to food every single day or pay the shopkeeper to remove it.

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                morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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                #14

                You can leave money for purchases on the counter, etc

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                • Øπ3ŕO Øπ3ŕ

                  TBF: You meant True Sight. 🤓

                  AMF’d nullify the magic store’s wares and the guards’d be at disad to do shit w/o it on them, anyhow.

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                  teft
                  wrote on last edited by teft@piefed.social
                  #15

                  Who cares if your wares are temporarily nullified. Some scofflaw is making off with your child’s sword training money. Time to use AMF and beat them with a stick.

                  But true sight is better. I totally forgot about it lol.

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                    cornshark@lemmy.world
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                    Ah so that’s why the nazgul always hunt the ring bearer. They’re store security

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                    • E Ephera

                      Huh, I swear I’ve seen a version of this comic where the shopkeeper has been robbed blind in the last panel.

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                      poxlox@lemmy.world
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                      I definitely saw that version too, i guess it was a fan edit and i only found this lol

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                      • PugJesusP PugJesus

                        Roguelike shopkeepers know this trick - that’s why they always stand in front of the door as soon as you pick something up.

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                        Rothe
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                        A lot of people didn’t get your reference it seems.

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                          jinarched@lemmy.ca
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                            macniel
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                            What you do not see or smell is Vizzini, the most serious Sicilian when it comes to death known to man.

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                              hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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                              STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

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                                Anti magic field and guards at the door if he’s not naive.

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                                swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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                                just have an enchanted fitting booth, sealed floor to ceiling and the door leaves no gap.

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                                  explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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                                  There should be a visible magnetic tag floating in the air.

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                                    redfrank24@lemmy.world
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                                    The price of the spell to undo the invisibility has now gone up to 100,000 gold.

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                                    • M morphballganon@mtgzone.com

                                      You can leave money for purchases on the counter, etc

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                                      wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                      That could make for a fun little side plot setup. Whole town is convinced it’s haunted, but it’s just some guy who doesn’t have a good grasp on common stuck in a cursed ring of invisibility.

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                                      • E Ephera

                                        Yeah, that sounds about right for what I remember, too.

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                                        kalpol@lemmy.ca
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                                        The actual comic, with actual credit instead of whatever mangled malarkey the OP is

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                                        • B brbposting@sh.itjust.works

                                          Pawn shops may have locked doors that someone behind the counter has to trigger to open.

                                          Went to one once (California) and think they said the fire chief had approved the system. Quick search shows perhaps that’s plausible.

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                                          Fonzie!
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                                          I know some jewellers in my neighbourhood can:

                                          1. Shut the metal, anti-theft blinds in front of the door and windows
                                          2. Notify the police

                                          With a single button or switch under the counter-top.

                                          I could borrow that in a TTRPG set in modern times or some Sci-Fi future. It could work in a medieval setting as a kind of magic trap.

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