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  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU underpantsweevil@lemmy.world

    Necromancer: “I am versed in the ancient tongues! The forgotten lore! The oldest words ever spoken. And you come here to challenge me?! ស្លាប់”

    Barbarian: “Huh?”

    Necromancer… flipping through spellbook: “Uh… ꯃꯥꯡꯍꯅꯕꯥ꯫ !”

    Barbarian: shrug

    Necromancer… tearing out pages in frustration: “Η ζωή σου τελειώνει τώρα!!!”

    Barbarian: Razing axe over head, somewhat bemused

    Necromancer, relieved sigh: “Here it is.” Makes the Crotch Chop gesture

    Barbarian clutches chest, keels over

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    toynbee@lemmy.world
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    That first line is reminiscent of Snowcrash.

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      iamthetot@sh.itjust.works
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      In dnd 5e, there’s no RAW to support this.

      In PF2e, you don’t need to understand the spell but you need to be able to hear it. So deafening yourself does in fact protect against Power Word Kill, RAW.

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        “Illiterate” is “unable to read”, FYI.

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        • Øπ3ŕO Øπ3ŕ

          “Illiterate” is “unable to read”, FYI.

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          squaresinger@lemmy.world
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          Uneducated or monolingual would work better.

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            shinkantrain@lemmy.ml
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            I think power words work with Earthsea rules.

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            • S squaresinger@lemmy.world

              Uneducated or monolingual would work better.

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              rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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              Uneducated is probably best. For all we know, that barbarian is conversational and literate in 3 different non-common languages, can communicate in 6 and has a doctorate from a far eastern university - barbarian is a class, not a job or ethnicity.

              In the real world, there are many places with a high density of non-European languages.

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              • S squaresinger@lemmy.world

                Uneducated or monolingual would work better.

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                #12

                Neither effectively encompasses “inability to understand” the spell’s language, though.

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                • R rumschlumpel@feddit.org

                  Uneducated is probably best. For all we know, that barbarian is conversational and literate in 3 different non-common languages, can communicate in 6 and has a doctorate from a far eastern university - barbarian is a class, not a job or ethnicity.

                  In the real world, there are many places with a high density of non-European languages.

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                  MotoAsh
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                  Wouldn’t the allegory for class be job? Or maybe career?

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                    Wouldn’t the allegory for class be job? Or maybe career?

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                    rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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                    Not really. D&D characters have jobs (unless they’re unemployed), the class just describes a set of skills that would (hopefully) be useful for that job. Class is more equivalent to a university degree or trade school diploma - it usually suggests certain jobs, but those skills are usually useful and sought after in many different careers.

                    Warriors can have many different jobs, like bodyguard, townguard, soldier/mercenary, robber, brigand, monarch, hunter, or something completely different like university professor and the character just takes their exercise regimen really seriously.

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                      gutek8134@lemmy.world
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                      Power words are just truespeech in 5e Forgotten Realms

                      The way I understand it, the whole world knows this language

                      Funny meme doe

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                        Neither effectively encompasses “inability to understand” the spell’s language, though.

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                        revan343@lemmy.ca
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                        #16

                        illingual works if we’re willing to make up words, and operating under the assumption that the barbarian doesn’t know much of any language, rather than that they are fluent and well spoken in some language other than common

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                        • gutek8134@lemmy.worldG gutek8134@lemmy.world

                          Power words are just truespeech in 5e Forgotten Realms

                          The way I understand it, the whole world knows this language

                          Funny meme doe

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                          dasus@lemmy.world
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                          the whole world knows this language

                          That would be super dangerous.

                          It’s prolly more accurate to say “reality obeys this language”

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                          • R revan343@lemmy.ca

                            illingual works if we’re willing to make up words, and operating under the assumption that the barbarian doesn’t know much of any language, rather than that they are fluent and well spoken in some language other than common

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                            swab148
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                            “Illingual” sounds like the dopest rap album of 1989

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                            • R rumschlumpel@feddit.org

                              Not really. D&D characters have jobs (unless they’re unemployed), the class just describes a set of skills that would (hopefully) be useful for that job. Class is more equivalent to a university degree or trade school diploma - it usually suggests certain jobs, but those skills are usually useful and sought after in many different careers.

                              Warriors can have many different jobs, like bodyguard, townguard, soldier/mercenary, robber, brigand, monarch, hunter, or something completely different like university professor and the character just takes their exercise regimen really seriously.

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                              MotoAsh
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                              So they’re more of just skill sets (lol obviously).

                              I guess my mental dissonance came from you saying “it’s a class, not a job …”, when naturally, skill sets are critically important to jobs! I guess a bit of a Venn diagram type confusion. lol Saying “not” about overlapping circles can get interesting with interpretations.

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                              • R revan343@lemmy.ca

                                illingual works if we’re willing to make up words, and operating under the assumption that the barbarian doesn’t know much of any language, rather than that they are fluent and well spoken in some language other than common

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                                Øπ3ŕ
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                                Making shit up as we go is how language evolves, so that could work —though one could certainly argue that even a primitive system of clicks, grunts, gestures, etc. to convey meaning would negate that term’s all-encompassing scope. I suppose, according to this silly pedantry I’ve stepped in, the more precise term would describe an inability to parse “languages used by the majority of current civilizations”, or something like that. 😅🤷🏼‍♂️

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                                  shalafi@lemmy.world
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                                  I was bummed in Dragonlance when our favorite Death Knight, Lord Soth, finally uses power word kill, points his finger and just says “die”. C’mon!

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                                    I was bummed in Dragonlance when our favorite Death Knight, Lord Soth, finally uses power word kill, points his finger and just says “die”. C’mon!

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                                    doc_crankenstein@slrpnk.net
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                                    Like, at least be a little fancy with it and use “perish” or some other posh word.

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                                    • S shalafi@lemmy.world

                                      I was bummed in Dragonlance when our favorite Death Knight, Lord Soth, finally uses power word kill, points his finger and just says “die”. C’mon!

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                                      I Cast Fist
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                                      Should be “power phrase” instead of power word, so it could get super fancy

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                                      • S shalafi@lemmy.world

                                        I was bummed in Dragonlance when our favorite Death Knight, Lord Soth, finally uses power word kill, points his finger and just says “die”. C’mon!

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                                        iunnrais@lemmy.world
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                                        Personally, I describe the word as basically being every language spoken at once, yet you hear it most clearly in whatever language you understand best, and more to the point, it speaks most clearly to your soul, which (on a failed save) cannot help but to obey and thus perish. Even on a save I try to describe just how creepy and horrifyingly eldritch it is.

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                                        • dasus@lemmy.worldD dasus@lemmy.world

                                          the whole world knows this language

                                          That would be super dangerous.

                                          It’s prolly more accurate to say “reality obeys this language”

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                                          gutek8134@lemmy.world
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                                          Yup, this phrasing is better. Thanks for correction

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