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    stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Aielman15
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      He is neither intelligent nor wise, though.

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        ilixtze@lemmy.ml
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        Tesla stock is ridiculously high though. As it is in “positive numbers.”

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          Venia Silente
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          No no no I mean I’m absolutely fine with using Felon Skum as an example.

          Intelligence is knowing how each one of his products are bad and also knowing that he didn’t actually create Tesla.

          Wisdom is knowing to use the Fediverse instead of his social platforms.

          Strength is how easily you can maul Skum.

          Charisma is the ability to deceive the police if they are asking you after you got rid of his body.

          Dunno about DEX and CON tho.

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            gaiussabinus@lemmy.world
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            Do not eat the potato field tomato, you will die.

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              Do not eat the potato field tomato, you will die.

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              tropicaldingdong@lemmy.world
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              Eat the potato field tomato elon

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                Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.

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                  Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.

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                  greenbeard@lemmy.ca
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                  Or that a battery powered dumpster is a pickup truck?

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                    No no no I mean I’m absolutely fine with using Felon Skum as an example.

                    Intelligence is knowing how each one of his products are bad and also knowing that he didn’t actually create Tesla.

                    Wisdom is knowing to use the Fediverse instead of his social platforms.

                    Strength is how easily you can maul Skum.

                    Charisma is the ability to deceive the police if they are asking you after you got rid of his body.

                    Dunno about DEX and CON tho.

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                    quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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                    Dex and Con are for escaping after you roll a 1 on the Cha check.

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                      theslad@sh.itjust.works
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                      Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.

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                      • Aielman15A Aielman15

                        He is neither intelligent nor wise, though.

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                        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                        he had charisma tho. fooled many people.

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                        • SternS Stern

                          Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.

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                          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                          mmm mango lime chili salsa

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                          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world

                            he had charisma tho. fooled many people.

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                            skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                            Ehh, people thought he was a super genius up until he started talking more.

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                              Ehh, people thought he was a super genius up until he started talking more.

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                              heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                              we all roll ones every now and then

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                                Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.

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                                ziggurat@jlai.lu
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                                I don’t get how sales dropping and BYD massively entering the Euro market, didn’t made the stock drop. May be not a full crash but at least a can’t be that much bigger than Toyota or Volkswagen

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                                  Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.

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                                  mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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                                  But it is though

                                  Salsa can also be described as a “nightshade salad”

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                                    Intelligence is knowing you shouldn’t eat a rotten tomato

                                    Wisdom is knowing the act of claiming eating a rotten tomato is a sign of a strong constitution is merely made up and pointless, and eating the tomato will give you the shits later.

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                                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world

                                      we all roll ones every now and then

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                                      bunnyboy@pawb.social
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                                      He was always rolling 1s behind closed doors, it’s just his PR clerics kept giving him 30 stacks of guidance to bring the roll up

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                                        He was always rolling 1s behind closed doors, it’s just his PR clerics kept giving him 30 stacks of guidance to bring the roll up

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                                        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                        i can pay someone with 15 natural charisma to take a 20, but i don’t wanna

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                                          zebulonp@lemmy.world
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                                          Tomato fruit salad is a thing. Its called salsa.

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