In other news, water is wet.

My wife’s a really good cook, okay?

On the plus side, if you have kids they're statistically less likely to end up in prison.

We've all noticed this, right? Some of it is just age, but my dad ballooned just after he married and I doubt it was a coincidence.

In my experience, when a couple moves in together (ideally on the way to getting married), their thiccness level slowly converges until they reach an equilibrium on being thicc in the britches.

Which can be good or bad. I’ve seen friends get healthier and gain unwanted weight. I’m just a neutral observer. Some people need more meat on their bones. Some people need to hike every weekend instead of drinking a 30 rack watching sports or playing on the computer or whatever. Ideally, a couple adopts each other’s best qualities.

Well, I am not one of those unmarried men. I'm a really good cook, okay?

Is this correlation related to marriage specifically or can it also be observed in long-term, stable, cohabiting relationships?
In either case, what does this suggest?

I'd also like to see if they controlled for age. I'm currently on my phone so I'm not when going to bother hunting down the study.

As a single man I'd skip meals without even realizing, but now we plan meals together and if I don't say anything she will, so I don't miss many meals now

Age is mentioned as a contributing factor in the news piece so they seem to have at least investigated both marriage and age (in addition to depression).
The news piece doesn't appear to link to any published study. They do mention that the findings will be presented so perhaps a peer-reviewed publication will follow too?

Thanks spherical dad 🪐 for keeping me out of prison.

Basically the rule among the average Balkan slavs, across sexes.

It's worse if you add kids into the mix too.

Why? Do they taste bad or something?

At one point with my kids I’d just skip my normal dinner and eat the Mac and cheese and chicken nuggets they didn’t.

Anecdotally: I gained 50 pounds when my fiancé moved in, because like another comment said I stopped skipping meals like I did when I lived alone.

With me it's usually I'm not hungry, and then they are so I have to make them something, but then like u said, I end up eating their leftovers after they eat 3 bites, but I'd otherwise not be eating at all til I was hungry.

Yeah, this is currently my problem. We don’t have anyone to help take care of the children. I cannot exercise if I don’t wake up at like 4am (all the gums are closed) and ride my bike. This takes a toll on me however.

Can confirm. Separated a year ago. I'm down 90lbs