God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice@lgbtqia.space they complain that their laptop is slow and buy a new one, unfortunately
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@eldersea I used to really appreciate the IR blaster on my old phone; I could just turn TVs off when in bars or stores, or at least mute them.
@alice I had a friend with one, yeah, those were fantastic.
RETVRN TO IR BLASTING PHOEN
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@alice glowing orange circuit breaker vibes
ash in your hair because of What You Are Invoking so you pull up the hood on your plastic mac and go "Ah that's better, right let's get back to it" vibes
@alice "I don't know how folk cope without these" I say as I wheel a portable air conditioner into the space in the corner of my living room that's always 20 degrees hotter than its surroundings and sounds like a heartbeat
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@alice Fair, I've kinda made a point to nudge everyone around me into using them for the last... decade or more... so, it's become normalized in my proximity too, though I'm not sure how common they are more broadly.
@miss_rodent whenever I see someone's phone or computer without all the privacy stuff I have, it looks basically like an apocalyptic hellscape. I don't know how it's even usable without taking constant psychic damage.
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice should I ask about the creep hair totem?
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@kaya I'm dedicated to my jokes.
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@alice should I ask about the creep hair totem?
@DavidNielsen oh, please do!
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@miss_rodent whenever I see someone's phone or computer without all the privacy stuff I have, it looks basically like an apocalyptic hellscape. I don't know how it's even usable without taking constant psychic damage.
@alice Yeah, I don't know how its usable either. If I did not know that adblockers and scriptblockers and such existed, I would likely just abandon the internet entirely.
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice They just complain that their Internet is slow.
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@miss_rodent whenever I see someone's phone or computer without all the privacy stuff I have, it looks basically like an apocalyptic hellscape. I don't know how it's even usable without taking constant psychic damage.
@alice @miss_rodent Can I quote you on that?
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@alice @miss_rodent Can I quote you on that?
@drwho sure
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
Something like 2000+ over the last few days for me.
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@DavidNielsen oh, please do!
@alice so about this creepy human hair totem, I am assuming Victorians are involved.
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice I've been pushing for ad blocking at work. None of our browsers have any ad blocking or ad prevention measures implemented or permitted.
The amount this is adding to our mobile data bill must be huge, not to mention the constant interruptions and shit thrown at people when they are working and looking for stuff.
That's one of the advantages of WFH - my Kinkpad is built for speed and shit blocking, which means I can find things out far quicker than on my work issued device.
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@drwho sure
@alice @miss_rodent Thank you very much.
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@alice so about this creepy human hair totem, I am assuming Victorians are involved.
@DavidNielsen someone asked "how do you even keep track of all your followers?" and I said I make tiny hair dolls for each one, so I can tell whenever one is out of place.
Then I spent over an hour searching for the perfect photo of a small, real human (or cat) hair effigy.
I was disappointed that I couldn't find just the right image, so I started searching for felting instructions so I could make my own.
Like a perfectly normal person.
I'm now the proud owner of this.
Like a perfectly normal person.
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@alice I've been pushing for ad blocking at work. None of our browsers have any ad blocking or ad prevention measures implemented or permitted.
The amount this is adding to our mobile data bill must be huge, not to mention the constant interruptions and shit thrown at people when they are working and looking for stuff.
That's one of the advantages of WFH - my Kinkpad is built for speed and shit blocking, which means I can find things out far quicker than on my work issued device.
@CaptMikeYates ads are also such a common vessel for malware and scams; blocking them is the safe thing to do.
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@CaptMikeYates ads are also such a common vessel for malware and scams; blocking them is the safe thing to do.
@alice Yup, I've been clearing and cleaning up computers infected via adware and malware delivered by ads for more than two decades. Ad blocker is the first thing that gets added any computer I work on.
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God, how do normal people even browse the internet anymore?
@alice Browse the web? I haven't done that in forever. I doomscroll, and I might click a link someone shared here. There's a few RSS feeds I follow. And a couple of pages I bookmarked to go to directly.
There is no browsing.
