@catsalad reminds me of that post where one had such a mountain lion in their bathtub:

"Found this big and filthy cat that.needed a bath. In instantly ate a can of tuna. Anyone know whom it belongs?"

@catsalad [X] Accept Quest (Get Cat Chow for Hungry Danger Kitty)
[ ] Return to Main Path

(You just do. Accept the side quest, that is. When it's a danger kitty waving at you, you *accept the side quest.*)

@catsalad is it, „I can haz hug?“
Because if so, the answer is an emphatic „yes“.

@catsalad Got it. Locking my sysadmins out now.

@catsalad The fuzzy tummy! Is a trap, and yet... :3

@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms

@kkarhan Hungry kitty!

@Catsal @stufromoz ‍️

@catsalad Let the kitty in right now you monster

@catsalad o hai

@catsalad „Yes, but *when* do we seize the means of production?“

@catsalad IT'S A TRAP!!1!

@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??

@catsalad if not let inside then why such cute boopable nose????

@catsalad

Can I have a can opener to get the tall things out of their can?

I am hungry.

I am always hungry.

@lettosprey @catsalad

These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.

@catsalad “are you my human?”

@catsalad
Furry adjacent I just like moopsys okay
@cR0w

@catsalad
What to pet my belly? Cat probably.

@catsalad My nephew was grabbed by the neck and dragged away by a mountain lion. He lived. This is not a joke, but an anecdote. They don't normally attack humans (even small humans) unless cornered, however it was during a particularly bad drought in California so prey animals had become scarce. The authorities sadly had to find and euthanize the animal and it was very scrawny, it probably hadn't eaten in weeks. Poor kitty, and poor small human.