Well y’all, it looks like JD Vance threw a tantrum until he got a meeting with a sick old man, who took the time to correct the VP of Idiocracy about his understanding of doctrine, and then died of cringe from having to be in the same room.
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Well y’all, it looks like JD Vance threw a tantrum until he got a meeting with a sick old man, who took the time to correct the VP of Idiocracy about his understanding of doctrine, and then died of cringe from having to be in the same room.
As popes go, this was a good one. Preached against continuing the activities that contribute to climate change, believed the Church should divest itself of wealth to help the poor, called Gaza a genocide, said the Church was wrong about gay people, and was all around a kind and faithful servant to his God, not at all who you expect to lead Rome, really.
Still, killed by JD Vance because Vance stamped his feet like a baby and demanded to see a dying man for a photo op, which if I had a picture of the pope giving me that side eye, I would just bury myself in the catacombs.
#pope #jdvance #papicide #conspiracy
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Well y’all, it looks like JD Vance threw a tantrum until he got a meeting with a sick old man, who took the time to correct the VP of Idiocracy about his understanding of doctrine, and then died of cringe from having to be in the same room.
As popes go, this was a good one. Preached against continuing the activities that contribute to climate change, believed the Church should divest itself of wealth to help the poor, called Gaza a genocide, said the Church was wrong about gay people, and was all around a kind and faithful servant to his God, not at all who you expect to lead Rome, really.
Still, killed by JD Vance because Vance stamped his feet like a baby and demanded to see a dying man for a photo op, which if I had a picture of the pope giving me that side eye, I would just bury myself in the catacombs.
#pope #jdvance #papicide #conspiracy
@MissConstrue you do kinda have to wonder. The pope is as powerful as the president, and being Latin American himself and seeing Trump us doing to Latin Americans...I can't imagine he was too thrilled. And given the great power for social change the pope has you kinda have to wonder if Vance didn't intentionally rip a big one to kill the pope or out something in his water or whatever. Nothing surprises me anymore.
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@MissConstrue you do kinda have to wonder. The pope is as powerful as the president, and being Latin American himself and seeing Trump us doing to Latin Americans...I can't imagine he was too thrilled. And given the great power for social change the pope has you kinda have to wonder if Vance didn't intentionally rip a big one to kill the pope or out something in his water or whatever. Nothing surprises me anymore.
@praetor Yeah, the visit wasn't announced, and he originally got to meet with the 2nd in command, vice pope or whatever. (ha), but that wasn't good enough for Theil's boy...he needed to kill the real pope and right now. On Easter. As a present for Daddy Putin.
(I'm just throwing all the conspiracies together because...why the hell not at this point. We are so beyond reality in this timeline...)
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@praetor Yeah, the visit wasn't announced, and he originally got to meet with the 2nd in command, vice pope or whatever. (ha), but that wasn't good enough for Theil's boy...he needed to kill the real pope and right now. On Easter. As a present for Daddy Putin.
(I'm just throwing all the conspiracies together because...why the hell not at this point. We are so beyond reality in this timeline...)
@MissConstrue well requesting an audience with THE POPE two days after hospital release on Easter, the 2nd largest Catholic holiday and then he dies 12.hours later. And we know from previous empirical experience, the CIA and other organizations do in fact have silent ways of assassination and have been known to do that. So is it really a conspiracy or a likely, despite how small, possible or just coincidence?
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@MissConstrue well requesting an audience with THE POPE two days after hospital release on Easter, the 2nd largest Catholic holiday and then he dies 12.hours later. And we know from previous empirical experience, the CIA and other organizations do in fact have silent ways of assassination and have been known to do that. So is it really a conspiracy or a likely, despite how small, possible or just coincidence?
@praetor @MissConstrue I'd honestly put Easter above Christmas in the Catholic hierarchy, at least as far as church officials are concerned.
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@praetor @MissConstrue I'd honestly put Easter above Christmas in the Catholic hierarchy, at least as far as church officials are concerned.
@squishymage42 @praetor Oh absolutely! The whole premise of modern Christianity is the resurrection. Without that bit, you have a groovy Jewish Palestinian with a lot of great ideas. Much harder to market, especially in the Land of Prophets(tm). I mean seriously, the Levant region turned out prophets like Monsanto turns out poison. You couldn’t turn around without hitting a prophet.
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@squishymage42 @praetor Oh absolutely! The whole premise of modern Christianity is the resurrection. Without that bit, you have a groovy Jewish Palestinian with a lot of great ideas. Much harder to market, especially in the Land of Prophets(tm). I mean seriously, the Levant region turned out prophets like Monsanto turns out poison. You couldn’t turn around without hitting a prophet.
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