If people ordered fast food in the same manner they ask for items in retail electronics:
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If people ordered fast food in the same manner they ask for items in retail electronics:
*points at menu* "Are these the prices?"
"What's the difference between the single and double patty?"
"Does it come with a bun?"
"Can I try a bite before I buy?"
"Do you have the 3.99?"
*Stands at their table 30ft away and points at the sky like you're a taxi*
"I want the burger." *No further details*
"Can you leave my burger here while I look around?"
"Burger." *Stares*
"Do you have the one that uhhhh" *arcane hand gestures*
"What's your newest burger?" *Multiple items released at the exact same time*
*Walks behind you and fishes for eye contact in silence* "BURGER?"
"My son wants the pickles uh hang on let me call them"
"Is it edible?"
"Can I eat it in the store?"
"What's the price?" *Tell them* "well the app says it was 2.49"
(Feel free to add to this ridiculous thread)
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If people ordered fast food in the same manner they ask for items in retail electronics:
*points at menu* "Are these the prices?"
"What's the difference between the single and double patty?"
"Does it come with a bun?"
"Can I try a bite before I buy?"
"Do you have the 3.99?"
*Stands at their table 30ft away and points at the sky like you're a taxi*
"I want the burger." *No further details*
"Can you leave my burger here while I look around?"
"Burger." *Stares*
"Do you have the one that uhhhh" *arcane hand gestures*
"What's your newest burger?" *Multiple items released at the exact same time*
*Walks behind you and fishes for eye contact in silence* "BURGER?"
"My son wants the pickles uh hang on let me call them"
"Is it edible?"
"Can I eat it in the store?"
"What's the price?" *Tell them* "well the app says it was 2.49"
(Feel free to add to this ridiculous thread)
@Moondog walks in with home cooked meal
"Can you, uh, can you recook it?"
