@stux When I exercise with weights, my spreadsheet tells me I shift about a tonne... but that's a few kilos lots of times over 20 minutes, not the whole thing all at once...

@stux
What you can do with some determination, a solid place to stand, and an intuitive grasp of rudimentary physics.

@stux Maybe it will start if you can get it to turn over... "Hold my beer"

@stux That'll teach them to park so close that she can't open her door