when i started this movie i thought we would have these two guys killed off by the bog in the opening scene. now that they are the protagonists i am entirely perplexed by why they spent the entire time while the wives were still alive making us hate them #monsterdon

man if there is one known resident at a haunted lake and it is an 'old hag' adriana you should probably start your investigation by going and asking what the old witch knows #monsterdon

you can feel the sexual tension absolutely boiling between these two barely alive doctor characters, i hope we get to see them fuck again for some reason #monsterdon

why does everyone talk like they just drank a quart of cough syrup at like 65% speed and intonation #monsterdon

"i'm just an old country sawbones, but here is my theory about a parallel evolutionary history that took place during the last glacial period at the thermal interface between the bottoms of the glaciers and the granite underneath..." #monsterdon

wHO ARE these GUYS #monsterdon

don't disturb the fucking glacial poke balls !! #monsterdon

UNDERWATER CROWS BEAK!? #monsterdon

everyone in the gun store being in unanimous agreement that they need to blow up the lake as an angry mob is the only thing that could save thsi movie #monsterdon

and by blood scent generator you mean a box fan next to a bucket of blood or something??? #monsterdon

a sheriff was given the line of dialogue "so you shall" #monsterdon

why didn't they give her this red suit the whole time, her character immediately becomes the main character #monsterdon

under no circumstances should you make the blood scent generator #monsterdon

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST MONSTER REVEAL we will ever see #monsterdon