this universe must have just not faced war or even had the need for policing in generations or something. nobody knows what "being dead" is, nobody knows that when you take someone prisoner you have to "take away their weapons and confine their movement," and yet they are surrounded with extremely powerful weapons all the time. it's like the NRA universe where everyone has been a good guy with a gun for so long they forgot about bad guys with guns #monsterdon

Not exactly winning hearts and minds with the "you're the most human-like friend i ever had! you never die!" line #monsterdon

24 minutes left in this movie.... what #monsterdon

HALT THE FLOW OF TIME hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhuawhaahuidwlhefhielh how does this movie keep getting better #monsterdon

during all the millions of man-hours it took to construct the spaceship that looked like a fist, did they ever stop to ask the shipwright like "hey is this an evil ship or what" #monsterdon

the score has now entirely given up and left the movie #monsterdon

audio engineer like "ok so i only have like 20 seconds of soundtrack to work with, and it doesn't really fit anything, so how about i just play it really quiet behind whatever is happening and make the voices really loud so at least something is happening in the sound" #monsterdon

"character is on the right of frame so PAN HER VOICE 100% TO THE RIGHT" #monsterdon

the sparkle throne of handholding is the gayest throne that has ever been imagined #monsterdon

LEAPING INTO SPACE!!!! COME ON!!!!!! this is the best movie of all time #monsterdon

"well it's done, it's happened" roll CREDITSA BABY #monsterdon

why is dad speaking directly into the cameraaaaaa #monsterdon

Starcrash (1979): 10/5

"one of the worst movies i have ever seen, every second is a masterpiece"

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@ricci set a time to start the deleted scenes i want to fuckin see these things lets gooooo #monsterdon

OK I made a peertube mirror of the starcrash deleted scenes here: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/mMyNdhKfuEZndRPwjjtnCk

still transcoding, but actually going super quick and should be ready in time

original: https://archive.org/details/starcrash_1979-bonus
but the archive.org streaming never works for me

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OK STARTING DELETED SCENES IN 1 mINUTE :45 past the hour
https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/mMyNdhKfuEZndRPwjjtnCk
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was the fact they were in the 'haunted stars' something i missed in the main movie? that is the best idea ever #monsterdon

ok well that is fair to cut the scroll text for the american release if it is in ..french... #monsterdon

WAY TOO FAST #monsterdon

man the parts of this movie that worked worked so well. that set is perfect #monsterdon