EXPLANATION FOR THE ROBOT COWBOY is all i needed!!!!! #monsterdon

torpedo boarding vessels into the church glass windows of a spaceship, completely exposing it to the vacuum of space.. multiple times. GOOD! CHOICES! #monsterdon

for combat scenes you need to have lots of setup shots to tell me who people are and what they are shooting at, it doesn't really work when all your setup shots are completely unrelated to the blowing shit up shots #monsterdon

"it's so nice to be turned on again," "and how" might be the only joke that actually gets delivered well #monsterdon

hang on this theme song whips was this in the main movie??? #monsterdon

Listen up #BozosOfMonsterdon to the STARCRASH THEME SONG that was apparently cut from the main release

Starcrash
Two hearts on one course flash
[whatever one time lasts]
we're endless together

Starcrash
Hoping for starcrash
I [learned i was drifting???]
a lot going on

i was the sensa da
lenta da menta da
star crash.....
never recover....
once you burn you go star....

Starcrash!
far from our eyes flash
and pray from the hand fan
rely on the tan!!!!!!!

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"I don't care" delivery rivaling devil girl for "go girl give us nothing" energy

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starcrash "i don't care" but it's just the i don't care

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demonstration of everything good in starcrash in 45 seconds (not supercut)

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"guardian, take my revenge"

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the amount of ???????? i experienced watching this scene #monsterdon

#BestOfMonsterdon #FreezingsOfMonsterdon

"now that quality... must be... best"

like can you imagine doing the english dubbing for this and reading the lines you were supposed to read #monsterdon

itmustbETHECOUNTSWeapon

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you can see they were trying to have an emotional goodbye but it's like the whole thing was made by italian robots that have only experienced whatever italian robot emotional simulations are like

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