You can tell it's a late-90s disaster film because it bounces around the planet like a UFO on cocaine. #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's really more Snidely Whiplash than Jaws, huh #Monsterdon

Soundtrack's really more Snidely Whiplash than Jaws, huh #Monsterdon

"Colonel, we just got a report of three fishing trawlers going down!"

We got it from the Fishing Disaster Hotline! #Monsterdon

"A completely incipient species!"

And some insipid dialogue #Monsterdon

I'm EAAAAAAATIN' HEEEEEYAH #Monsterdon

Take a drink every time a faux-New Yorker shouts HEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAH #Monsterdon

Jump in after it, Joe. #Monsterdon

That's the politest Godzilla ever. Carefully not stepping on the car-oh. Well. That was a New Yorker, it's probably karmically neutral. #Monsterdon

That's the politest Godzilla ever. Carefully not stepping on the car-oh. Well. That was a New Yorker, it's probably karmically neutral. #Monsterdon

...mayor what #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe YEP. YEEEEEP. ENJOY THIS FUN MOVIE-LONG JOKE. #monsterdon

...mayor what #Monsterdon

At times like these the inner Tokyo-ite in all of us comes out. #Monsterdon

Nick Tatopolous! He's the romantic subplotalous! #Monsterdon

...ah that 90's accurate slur use >_> #Monsterdon

And now a solid thirty seconds of Hank Azaria having what appears to be a brain freeze. #Monsterdon

And now a solid thirty seconds of Hank Azaria having what appears to be a brain freeze. #Monsterdon

And now a solid thirty seconds of Hank Azaria having what appears to be a brain freeze. #Monsterdon

"Any word from the Mayor's office?"

Yeah, he's giving this movie two thumbs down. #Monsterdon