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    cilethesane@lemmy.ca
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    My favorite take on this:

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    • W wowwoweowza@lemmy.world

      One question per group. Also now you die because murder.

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      cilethesane@lemmy.ca
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      Barbarian just ripped the head off of one of the guards, you think the other guard is going to be able to arrest them?

      โ€œAnswer our questions or youโ€™re next.โ€

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        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        Just shoot em in the foot

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        • ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€ŒS ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ

          I believe thatโ€™s the joke. The barbarians intelligence isnโ€™t usually very high.

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          mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I love playing low Intelligence high Wisdom characters. Because Wisdom governs stats like Perception, Insight, and Animal Handling. So your character will notice things that the rest of the party misses, but often doesnโ€™t have the intelligence to put the individual pieces together.

          Once played a high wisdom barbarian. He would notice things like traps or clues, but I would RP it with things like โ€œHey, whyโ€™s that wire stretched across the path? Someone is going to trip over thatโ€ฆโ€ The other players very quickly learned to pay attention whenever I asked stupid questions, because it was usually my way of announcing โ€œI noticed something that the rest of you missed.โ€

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          • EntirelyUnlovableE EntirelyUnlovable

            โ€œIs the guard that tells the truth standing in front of the safe door?โ€ If they say yes, you go through their door, if they say no then you go to the other one

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            jargonwagon@lemmy.world
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            Thatโ€™s wild that this works. What.

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              Pyramids of Mars

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              infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net
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              #58

              Yes, thank you!! Found the scene itself since the whole serial is apparently on youtube: https://youtu.be/lLBHbt9QYFU?t=5458

              Funny how my memory had it in black and white. And I remember the scene being much longer. I watched it when I was like, 9.

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              • EntirelyUnlovableE EntirelyUnlovable

                โ€œIs the guard that tells the truth standing in front of the safe door?โ€ If they say yes, you go through their door, if they say no then you go to the other one

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                smilingsolaris@lemmy.world
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                I did not think this was going to work. Som bitch it does. Crazy

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                • S socsa

                  This still doesnโ€™t accomplish the goal of knowing which door will kill you. All youโ€™ve done is determine which guard is the liar.

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                  mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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                  That is why it is better for the barbarian to snap the wrist of the one guard, so that you can ask them a question still or you ask the first guard which way to the castle then rip his head off followed by asking the second guard if the first guard is dead. You will get the question from each guard and know which one tells the truth.

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                  • Y yermaw@sh.itjust.works

                    I got an unexpected laugh from Rick and Mortys take on this. His answer was โ€œyou ever fuck this guys wife?โ€ And watched them fight to the death.

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                    chetradley@lemmy.world
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                    I could swear this was a bit from the video game High On Life, unless they recycled the bit for Rick and Morty. I havenโ€™t seen all the episodes.

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                    • H HexesofVexes

                      So the traditional answer here is to ask them to point at the door the other guard will say is safe.

                      However, Iโ€™m curious, does anyone know of any other valid solutions?

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                      mechaguana@programming.dev
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                      How is that a valid answer, they would both point at a different door

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                        How is that a valid answer, they would both point at a different door

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                        majorasterriblefate@lemmy.zip
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                        The liar, knowing the truth-teller will point to the good door, points to the bad door.

                        The truth-teller, knowing the liar would point to the bad door, points to the bad door.

                        Either way, you take the one your guard doesnโ€™t point to.

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                          How is that a valid answer, they would both point at a different door

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                          zarkony@lemmy.zip
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                          They will both point to the bad door.

                          If asking the thruthful guard, he will point to the door the liar says is safe, which would be the bad door. If asking the liar, he would consider what the thruthful guard says is safe, then reverse that answer, still ending up on the bad door.

                          They cancel out, so whichever guard you ask doesnโ€™t matter.

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                          • M mycatiskai@lemmy.ca

                            That is why it is better for the barbarian to snap the wrist of the one guard, so that you can ask them a question still or you ask the first guard which way to the castle then rip his head off followed by asking the second guard if the first guard is dead. You will get the question from each guard and know which one tells the truth.

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                            BigAssFan
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                            Only one question allowed, they said. I donโ€™t think itโ€™s solvable.

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                            • EntirelyUnlovableE EntirelyUnlovable

                              โ€œIs the guard that tells the truth standing in front of the safe door?โ€ If they say yes, you go through their door, if they say no then you go to the other one

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                              BigAssFan
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                              #66

                              If they say yes they can still be a liar.

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                              • H HexesofVexes

                                So the traditional answer here is to ask them to point at the door the other guard will say is safe.

                                However, Iโ€™m curious, does anyone know of any other valid solutions?

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                                cargon@lemmy.ml
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                                Could probably do something clever with XOR.

                                Is exactly one of the following statements true? You are the liar. Your door is the safe door.

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                                  armchairace1944@discuss.online
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                                  Thatโ€™s funny! but if you want to know how to solve this problem every time, even when asking one single question, just ask this question:

                                  โ€œIf I ask the other guy which is the correct path, which path will he tell me?โ€

                                  No matter who you ask, both of them will point to the WRONG path, meaning the correct one is the one they DIDNโ€™T point to. Here is the logic.

                                  For the sake of argument, letโ€™s assume the correct path is the right path. When you ask that question, if the person is the truthful one, he will be honest and say the left path. Because if you ask the liar what the correct path is, he will say it is the left path (which is false). Now if you ask the liar what the other guy will say the correct path is, he will lie to you and say it is the left path (which is also false, the truthful one will tell you it is the right path and not the left).

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                                    Thatโ€™s funny! but if you want to know how to solve this problem every time, even when asking one single question, just ask this question:

                                    โ€œIf I ask the other guy which is the correct path, which path will he tell me?โ€

                                    No matter who you ask, both of them will point to the WRONG path, meaning the correct one is the one they DIDNโ€™T point to. Here is the logic.

                                    For the sake of argument, letโ€™s assume the correct path is the right path. When you ask that question, if the person is the truthful one, he will be honest and say the left path. Because if you ask the liar what the correct path is, he will say it is the left path (which is false). Now if you ask the liar what the other guy will say the correct path is, he will lie to you and say it is the left path (which is also false, the truthful one will tell you it is the right path and not the left).

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                                    lightsblinken@lemmy.world
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                                    and also, using โ€œcorrect pathโ€ instead of โ€œright pathโ€ will be less confuzzling because english words can have multiple meanings and are the dumb.

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                                    • infinitesunrise@slrpnk.netI infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net

                                      Yes, thank you!! Found the scene itself since the whole serial is apparently on youtube: https://youtu.be/lLBHbt9QYFU?t=5458

                                      Funny how my memory had it in black and white. And I remember the scene being much longer. I watched it when I was like, 9.

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                                      krauerking@lemy.lol
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                                      Maybe your childhood TV was black and white.

                                      Length, brains just love to add details that dont exist

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                                      • P BigAssFan

                                        Only one question allowed, they said. I donโ€™t think itโ€™s solvable.

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                                        entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org
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                                        It is solvable. You ask one guard at random, โ€œWhich door would the other guard have said leads to certain doom if I had asked them?โ€

                                        And no matter which guard you ask, go through the door they answer with. If it was the truth teller guard, theyโ€™ll tell you which door the liar would have said, and if itโ€™s the liar theyโ€™ll lie about which door the truth teller would have said.

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                                        • Z zarkony@lemmy.zip

                                          They will both point to the bad door.

                                          If asking the thruthful guard, he will point to the door the liar says is safe, which would be the bad door. If asking the liar, he would consider what the thruthful guard says is safe, then reverse that answer, still ending up on the bad door.

                                          They cancel out, so whichever guard you ask doesnโ€™t matter.

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                                          mechaguana@programming.dev
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                                          Wouldnt they instead keep pointing like clockwork towards different doors seeing that they would have to adjust for the other guard?

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