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  • D DagwoodIII

    There was a Thor comic where the young Thor meets a shield maiden who is as crazy as he is. She fights, drinks, and parties as hard as he does. They are happy together for many years, and then Loki comes along and asks Thor to go on a brief adventure. Thor and Loki go off for a few weeks and then return. But sly Loki knew that the realm they had gone to ran on a different time, and years had passed. Thor’s love had died alone, waiting for him to return.

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    tetris11@feddit.uk
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    Reminds me of William Adams the first english Samurai. He had a wife and two kids at home in England, but got stranded in Japan in the 1600s after a shipwreck. He was not allowed to leave the country for a whole decade, but gained employment and trust from the emporer as an advisor. He did send money and letters home to his family using East India merchants, but they never saw him again and his wife died in the same year as he did, thousands of miles apart

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      zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Nobody ever accused Legolas and Gimli of being straight.

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      • D DagwoodIII

        There was a Thor comic where the young Thor meets a shield maiden who is as crazy as he is. She fights, drinks, and parties as hard as he does. They are happy together for many years, and then Loki comes along and asks Thor to go on a brief adventure. Thor and Loki go off for a few weeks and then return. But sly Loki knew that the realm they had gone to ran on a different time, and years had passed. Thor’s love had died alone, waiting for him to return.

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        cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ursula le’guinn wrote a novel with this premise!

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          arcaneslime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Dwarf gonna carve the sides, not the strikeface which will get damaged and does it’s job better when flat.

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            damage@feddit.it
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            TIL I’m a dwarf

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              TIL I’m a dwarf

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              angrycommiekender@lemmy.world
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              You’d probably like Vintage Story. So much time sculpting blocks.

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              • A angrycommiekender@lemmy.world

                You’d probably like Vintage Story. So much time sculpting blocks.

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                damage@feddit.it
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                I mean, I don’t carve but I make things and get completely absorbed and lose track of time, then gain track back, ignore it and keep working

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                • A arcaneslime@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  Dwarf gonna carve the sides, not the strikeface which will get damaged and does it’s job better when flat.

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                  soup@lemmy.world
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                  You are using subpar metals, brother. And the intricacy of their carvings will be delicate, nearly flat, so as not to disrupt functionality.

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                    veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world
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                    Except dwarves and elves hate each other in almost every lore

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                    • A arcaneslime@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      Dwarf gonna carve the sides, not the strikeface which will get damaged and does it’s job better when flat.

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                      sus@programming.dev
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                      They said “a single” face so probably not the strikeface.

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                      • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                        Nobody ever accused Legolas and Gimli of being straight.

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                        pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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                        I mean, I might.

                        In the books, they talk a great deal about their favorite elf women.

                        None of it would be out of place for a gay couple with some bi tendencies - but it is enough that I wouldn’t assume either is exclusively gay.

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                        • P pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip

                          I mean, I might.

                          In the books, they talk a great deal about their favorite elf women.

                          None of it would be out of place for a gay couple with some bi tendencies - but it is enough that I wouldn’t assume either is exclusively gay.

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                          5too@lemmy.world
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                          I remember Gimli talking about Galadriel, but who did Legolas talk about?

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                            Ursula le’guinn wrote a novel with this premise!

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                            DagwoodIII
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                            Ursula is okay, but here are a couple of broads who knock her for a loop.

                            Joanna Russ was one of the first ‘out’ science fiction writers. If you want an adventure, try ‘Picnic On Paradise.’ Or get deeper with ‘The Female Man’

                            Just a moment...

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                            Suzy Mckee Charnas. ‘Walk To the End of the World’ is ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ raised to an infinite power. After the War, the elites were locked in fallout shelters. Eventually the males decided that it was all the women’s fault. Now centuries later, all the women are slaves.

                            Just a moment...

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                              Reminds me of William Adams the first english Samurai. He had a wife and two kids at home in England, but got stranded in Japan in the 1600s after a shipwreck. He was not allowed to leave the country for a whole decade, but gained employment and trust from the emporer as an advisor. He did send money and letters home to his family using East India merchants, but they never saw him again and his wife died in the same year as he did, thousands of miles apart

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                              majormajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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                              Neat! That sounded very similar to the character John Blackthorne from James Clavell’s novel Shogun, and turns out that’s who the character is based on.

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                              • M majormajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

                                Neat! That sounded very similar to the character John Blackthorne from James Clavell’s novel Shogun, and turns out that’s who the character is based on.

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                                tetris11@feddit.uk
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                                The Voices from the Past youtube channel does a good job reading excerpts from his diary
                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keGQPzOd7lA

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                                • V veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world

                                  Except dwarves and elves hate each other in almost every lore

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                                  bigbananadealer@lemmy.world
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                                  wow itd be like romeo and juliet

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                                    Except dwarves and elves hate each other in almost every lore

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                                    agent641@lemmy.world
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                                    So like a regular married couple?

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                                    • 5 5too@lemmy.world

                                      I remember Gimli talking about Galadriel, but who did Legolas talk about?

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                                      spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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                                      His legless LEGO lass

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                                      • 5 5too@lemmy.world

                                        I remember Gimli talking about Galadriel, but who did Legolas talk about?

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                                        pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
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                                        If I recall correctly, they argue about whether Galadriel or Arwen is the more beautiful (more or less around the time of Strider’s wedding).

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                                          Sigilos
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                                          Being a dwarf sounds alot like my ADHD

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