Hhgh. Okay. So it turns out War Cry and Demon Powder share the same buff slot. In spite of War Cry being an armor skill and Demon Powder being an item. Sure, okay. Fine. I'll just revamp my whole goddamn build, why not. #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #gaming

Also it appears Flayer doesn't activate *at all* in the training room, so now I have to go do live fire exercises with some goddamn Single Player Quematrice to figure out if it works at all. >_> #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #gaming

Also Inspiration! Does it affect other players or only you? Who knows! Stat buffs *don't show up on the Palico Stat screen*! At all! You use a Wide-Range Might Seed and the cat flashes red *and their attack doesn't change!* So now I gotta pester someone to help me test this!

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Okay. New setup, running Inspiration even though it does NOT affect allies, even though it did in Rise >_>

On the plus side, I now have room for Self-improvement, Blindsided, and an extra level of Evade Window. #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #gaming

Also dropped Flayer because the way it works is intensely stupid.

Creating wounds acts like status effects -- each attack has a CHANCE to add an amount of damage to a hidden buildup bar, which, when full, results in a status taking effect. Or, in this case, a wound being created. Flayer adds a strict percentage to this, somewhere between 10-30%. BUT, only before any sign of the wound is apparent -- which is only like halfway to actual WOUND CREATION! #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

So you burn like FIVE WHOLE SKILL LEVELS for *a chance* to inflict SLIGHTLY MORE status damage on your way to an actual wound -- but only for the first part of the process!

What the fuck? #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

So you burn like FIVE WHOLE SKILL LEVELS for *a chance* to inflict SLIGHTLY MORE status damage on your way to an actual wound -- but only for the first part of the process!

What the fuck? #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

@CactuarJoe ah I see you're enjoying the very well made videogame that's not at all "lawl learn by doing scrub"

Anyway Inspiration at least has some synergy with my setup, and Blindsider is a skill I've been wanting to add in for a while now. So, y'know, not a total loss. #MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

"Here's my optimized meta Wide-Range build!"

I am begging you to please stop. If you are obsessing over your own DPS on a *support build* you are doing it wrong.

How much DPS should a support build do? Enough. It should do Enough.

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"Here's my optimized meta Wide-Range build!"

I am begging you to please stop. If you are obsessing over your own DPS on a *support build* you are doing it wrong.

How much DPS should a support build do? Enough. It should do Enough.

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Anyway what kind of nutjob runs Coalescence on a SUPPORT BUILD? #monsterhunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Gaming

I feel like of all the monsters in #MonsterHunterWilds, Chatacabra would be the most delicious. Braised Chatacabra thigh is probably amazing. I bet it'd make great tacos. #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I think Balahara would be edible, but I feel like its meat would land somewhere between scallops and snakes which makes it a strictly acquired taste. Like, there are definitely people out there bragging that they love Balahara tenderloin specifically to watch people gag. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

Quematrice feels everyone would EXPECT it to be edible -- like chicken! -- but you fry it up and it just tastes like a failed chemistry experiment. And they go, oh yeah, BRUTE wyvern, not bird wyvern. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

Inedible: Lala Barina, Rompopolo, Nu Udra, Jin Dahaad

Actually I bet Xu Wu is pretty gross, too. The spears it throws at you are made of mucus, which means it's gotta have a complex snot delivery system in all of its arms. Can't make calamari outta that, you get buried in rapidly solidifiying -- and SHARP -- snot

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Uth Duna's probably edible. It only hunts during the Downpour, so I bet it's sedentary for the rest of the time, meaning it's gonna be very fatty. Oo, it's probably like hippo meat, really. Thick layer of flab, but the meat's pretty good #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

I'm torn on Hirabami, it's a Leviathan but it LOOKS like an insect. I think it has an exoskeleton, too? I dunno, maybe you'd get people treating it like an oversized grasshopper, but I can't shake the feeling it'd be like chewing on a centipede. #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming

What's left... Ajarakan? Eh, I feel like eating monkey meat is probably a bad idea. Little too close to home, y'know? Anyway it's covered in metal and spreads blast powder, that can't be good for the gut.

As for Ray Dau, sure, go ahead, try chewing on the living lightning rod. I'm sure nothing bad'll happen.
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All of the Guardian monsters taste like chalk and salt, it's horrible #MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter #Gaming