Don't mind me, dear, I'm just setting myself up to get eaten! #Monsterdon

"I happen to be Leonora's husband."

For the moment, anyway. #Monsterdon

"You were instructed to come alone!"

And given how loving and open and honest I've been with you, I can't IMAGINE why you didn't! #Monsterdon

Frau BLUCHER! #Monsterdon

Put on your flimsiest negligee and come talk to uncle Dracula! #Monsterdon

Ugh, the worst part of these gothic castle movies is always the taxidermy #Monsterdon

Her husband's already got the craving for raw warm flesh, uncle #Monsterdon

No GO, girl, run around in the forest in a thin nightdress like a goth princess should! #Monsterdon

Ten points for the stagehand who threw the stuffed leopard at him. #Monsterdon

Go on, girl get your transformation o-

oh

never mind #Monsterdon

"What happened last night? Why the glasses?"

Future's so bright I gotta wear shades, man. #Monsterdon

"I became like a savage animal!"

I ate three whole peanuts, I was out of control! #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah you're a werewolf, c'mon honey let's get the goooood drugs out! #Monsterdon

"Be a good girl-"

Kill! KILL!! #Monsterdon

How can he NOT HEAR THE CAT, that's the LOUDEST feline I've ever HEARD #Monsterdon

Hey, y'think this film will have a Werewolf Break? #Monsterdon

"Your uncle imagined his soul entered the body of a leopard!"

When we know full well his soul was found in the combination washer-dryer. #Monsterdon

Oh we are DEEP in '50s manliness here aren't we. #Monsterdon

This psychologist keeps putting his hands on her, I think he needs to get eaten. #Monsterdon

Heh, I think a scene just spilled all over itself there #Monsterdon