It's gonna be interesting to see what they cut from this flick for #MST3k. I'm expecting at least one cheap boob shot. #Monsterdon

TURN DOWN YOUR LASERS

(where applicable)

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Irwin Yablanas, synonymous with good film.

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Aw man, Eddie Deezen Dude was the Urkel of the 70s

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Watch out for snakes!

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The spaceship and aliens are *the one and only good part* of this film.

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Gr'xccthor and Bob!

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Oh no, Coleman Francis! They've wandered into The Beast of Yucca Flats!

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She turns around like OH GOD I FORGOT

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Our protagonist needs to put a shirt on. *Real* bad.

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Moooom, why don't you want to stay at home with meeeee, your whiny and unlovable protagonist soooon?

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Oh thank god, he does own a shirt.

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Klinger, what are you doing in a cop car?

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ugh

the funny part

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One day the funny part will stop.

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This film's a bit like I Accuse My Parents in that it desperately wants you to see the main character as a decent kid who is put upon by his circumstances, but actually *shows us* an obnoxious loser who mostly creates his own problems.

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"I am the NRA."

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This was before Pew-Pew was invented. You had to get by with Pow!, which lets face it kind of sucks.

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So this is DorkassLoserton, huh?

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See, the problem here is that this scene -- indeed, EVERY scene in this movie! -- would be vastly improved by claymation turtlefolk.

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