Folks there now remains less than an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party!
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This was before Pew-Pew was invented. You had to get by with Pow!, which lets face it kind of sucks.
So this is DorkassLoserton, huh?
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So this is DorkassLoserton, huh?
See, the problem here is that this scene -- indeed, EVERY scene in this movie! -- would be vastly improved by claymation turtlefolk.
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See, the problem here is that this scene -- indeed, EVERY scene in this movie! -- would be vastly improved by claymation turtlefolk.
MORE ordinary!? Is that *possible*???
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MORE ordinary!? Is that *possible*???
...So does he actually TALK to his girlfriend at some point?
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...So does he actually TALK to his girlfriend at some point?
MEANWHILE IN A VASTLY MORE INTERESTING MOVIE
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MEANWHILE IN A VASTLY MORE INTERESTING MOVIE
Hail, Denise.
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Hail, Denise.
"Hey dipshits, you forgot the weapon of mass destruction. Head back to the loser planet and pick it up, what do I even pay you people for?"
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"Hey dipshits, you forgot the weapon of mass destruction. Head back to the loser planet and pick it up, what do I even pay you people for?"
He's posing for an easy listening album cover. AND the 8-track!
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He's posing for an easy listening album cover. AND the 8-track!
...was that the opening bars to Walk Like an Egyptian?
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...was that the opening bars to Walk Like an Egyptian?
Good GOD look at the sunburns at this party! At this rate its a race between the skin cancer and the lung cancer
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Good GOD look at the sunburns at this party! At this rate its a race between the skin cancer and the lung cancer
Look
The less time I have to spend listening to Simulated Teens talk about their braunschwagers the better I'm gonna like this film.
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Look
The less time I have to spend listening to Simulated Teens talk about their braunschwagers the better I'm gonna like this film.
Aaaaaand Jaws. ...Please?
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Aaaaaand Jaws. ...Please?
Saved some money by filming the cast party at least.
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Saved some money by filming the cast party at least.
THERE's the groady boob shot I was expecting!
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THERE's the groady boob shot I was expecting!
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This is too much Deezen.
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This is too much Deezen.
*Man* this film is gross.
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*Man* this film is gross.
And now, Also Sprach Zarathustra as played on theremin.
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And now, Also Sprach Zarathustra as played on theremin.
...So are we supposed to feel bad for the rapey guy's car getting vaporized?
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...So are we supposed to feel bad for the rapey guy's car getting vaporized?
Like, I think the film wants us to see this as Billy's start of darkness, but that seemed like a pretty measured response to a danger to the community.
