"And then we stage an extended sequence where our hero has a boil lanced!"

"Are you sure, sir, that seems kind of--"

"Trust me, kid, zit popping scenes are all the rage in Hollywood today!"

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"Diane, February 28th. I'm entering the town of Twin Peaks."

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Oh! The turtle aliens are participating in #Monsterdon! What's your handle, Grxx'lthor?

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The Man in the JC Penny's Suit.

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I wonder how his mom's doing in Acapulco. I bet that's a more interesting film than this.

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I wonder how his mom's doing in Acapulco. I bet that's a more interesting film than this.

#Monsterdon

Laserblast the deputies, Billy. I'll give you a nickel.

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SCIENCE! INDUSTRY! GREASY 70'S GUYS! ALL WORKING FOR THE FUTURE! AT 3-M!~

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"Whatever it is, it's growing."

Can't be the audience's interest, then.

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KILL! KILL!!! KILL!!!!!

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Uh oh. I sense another Funny Part

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"Billy, you asleep?"

I can never tell.

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ugh gross

like two pufferfish making out

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Like watching a man massage a side of pork.

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Oo, instant Lou Ferrigno

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Sure, I'll have an entire bottle of scotch. Might make the movie go down smoother.

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See, even fully possessed by the machine, Billy still looks like a 5 year old frolicking and playing with a new toy.

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"We rented a vintage car and dammit we're gonna film it."

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Ah yes, the Coleman Francis school of justice. We saw you in the vicinity, so we're gonna snipe you from a light plane!

Due process? What are you, a commie?

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Check it out, Pepsi product placement.

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