15-ish minutes until #Monsterdon! Get your snacks together and cue the movie up! Or set up your hashtag filter to avoid it! This is your final warning! Anything you still can't deal with is therefore your own problem!

Wow, this film is really two hours long, huh. Gird your loins. #Monsterdon

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where appli-Krull-ble)

#Monsterdon

That's some good fantasy wailing. #Monsterdon

MANN OR SILVERMAN?

#Monsterdon

RYGAR, for the NES

#Monsterdon

Dicken Ashworth, or Ash Dickensworth #Monsterdon

Once again, upskirt shots of a spaceship. #Monsterdon

Still, nice to see driftwood repurposed like that. Usually it's just greebling as far as the eye can see. #Monsterdon

Another natural disaster caused by Space X #Monsterdon

URUK-HAI! #Monsterdon

Poooooppies will make us sleep! #Monsterdon

"He's got HUUUUGE... tracts of land!" #Monsterdon

They'll have a kid with a *remarkable* hat. #Monsterdon

Wow, Eddington looks different with hair. #Monsterdon

"Wouldn't you jump for me?"

Ma'am

#Monsterdon

MAWWAGE

Mawwage is what bwings us twogethaah twoday #Monsterdon

Oh, there's Obi Wan. #Monsterdon

SUDDENLY STORMTROOPERS #Monsterdon

Yeah, this is kinda like if Excalibur and Star Wars had a baby. A weird, slightly unsettling baby. #Monsterdon