"He's got HUUUUGE... tracts of land!" #Monsterdon

They'll have a kid with a *remarkable* hat. #Monsterdon

Wow, Eddington looks different with hair. #Monsterdon

"Wouldn't you jump for me?"

Ma'am

#Monsterdon

MAWWAGE

Mawwage is what bwings us twogethaah twoday #Monsterdon

Oh, there's Obi Wan. #Monsterdon

SUDDENLY STORMTROOPERS #Monsterdon

Yeah, this is kinda like if Excalibur and Star Wars had a baby. A weird, slightly unsettling baby. #Monsterdon

They're killing the wedding guests! I was wrong, they're not Stormtroopers, they're a bunch of Lancelots. #Monsterdon

Oh, gooey. Nice #Monsterdon

Parry, parry, thrust, thrust, GOOD! #Monsterdon

oh my god they're doing the "swinging on the chandelier cord" bit unironically #Monsterdon

And so the forces of evil killed the hero and triumphed over the land! The end! Weird movie, but at least it's short. #Monsterdon

...Oh, he's alive. Dammit. #Monsterdon

Mm, toe jam unguent. #Monsterdon

Yeah, Freddie Jones is 100% too good for this film. #Monsterdon

"I'll find men on the way."

We'll make a stop at Accountemps. #Monsterdon

"Am I that man?"

Generally speaking if you have to ask, the answer is no >_> #Monsterdon

"Hi folks, I'm a mountain. Just wanna put in a good word for plate tectonics while the camera lingers on me. Thanks for stopping by!" #Monsterdon

Seriously though, the soundtrack sits front and center and shouts, "THIS IS EPIC GOD DAMN IT, ACKNOWLEDGE HOW EPIC THIS IS" #Monsterdon