"I was supposed to be in Raiders of the Lost Ark! Spielberg never returns my calls!" #Monsterdon

Oh, the Mirror of Maybeline. #Monsterdon

Well, Hobby Lobby's never taking return on that hourglass now #Monsterdon

Nice to see they left raytracing on. #Monsterdon

"Fly, you fools." #Monsterdon

Firemares, or as they're more usually known, beer horsies. #Monsterdon

So we're just getting an extended horse-rustling scene, huh? #Monsterdon

Shoutout to the guy in the cyclops prosthetic, tho, he's earning his pay like four times over. #Monsterdon

"Each to his fate."

My fate is another handful of chocolate, I think. #Monsterdon

"We had no time!"

BITCH THIS MOVIE IS TWO HOURS LONG YOU HAD PLENTY OF TIME. #Monsterdon

♪ Fun fun fun 'till your daddy takes your fire horseys awaaaaayaay ♪ #Monsterdon

On dasher! On dancer! On prancer and vixen! #Monsterdon

Yeah yeah, majestic. C'mon guys, it's always like this when you finally get the airship in RPGs. #Monsterdon

Ha, it's Star Trek set mountain #Monsterdon

Rock climbing, guys. #Monsterdon

And another Redshirt bites the dust! #Monsterdon

Eddington halfway up the mountain like,

#Monsterdon

Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm scream there. #Monsterdon

Missed opportunity for a Wilhelm scream there. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
Homemade Wilhelm!